Sir Gadabout, the Worst Knight in the Land

Sir Gadabout:
Ah! Will! You are familiar with the ornament, are you not? China, Japan... [gestures] the rest of it?

Will:
Don't you mean the "Orient", Sir?

Sir Gadabout:
I know what I mean, William. Today, we are going to learn about the art of "Zen", specifically, how one is able to alter their "environment" so that it reflects a mind uncluttered by extraneous thought!

Will:
You mean you want to tidy up the room, Sir?

Sir Gadabout:
...yes.

King Arthur:
Fffffffffffffffffffflamin' 'eck!