Sister Act

Mother Superior:
Brace yourself sisters. Spread out and look for Mary Clarence. Try to blend in.

Delores:
I'm not stayin' in no damn convent with these people. These people don't even have sex.

Sister Mary Robert:
I'm so nervous. What if I forget the words?

Sister Mary Clarence:
You're gonna go straight to hell.

Sister Mary Clarence:
Bless us oh Lord for these thine gifts which we are about to recieve. And uh... ye Lord, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food, I shall fear no hunger. We want you to give us our day of daily bread. And to the republic for which it stands... by the powers vested in me, I pronounce us ready to eat. Amen.

Sister Mary Clarence:
Don't worry, we will always be together.

Mary Lazarus:
That's what Diana Ross said!

Reverend Mother:
From what I hear, your singing career is almost non-existent and your married lover wants you dead! God has brought you here - take the hint.

Sister Mary Lazarus:
A progressive convent? Sounds awful. I liked my convent in Vancouver. Out in the woods. It wasn't all modern like some of these new-fangled convents. We didn't have electricity. Bare feet, cold water. They were nuns.

Sister Mary Patrick:
Sounds wonderful!

Sister Mary Lazarus:
It was hell on earth, I loved it. This place is a Hilton.

Deloris Van Cartier:
What are you gonna do? Stick me in a bag and bury me? Forget it!

Reverend Mother:
This is not a theater or a casino.

Sister Mary Clarence:
Yeah, you see that's the problem. People like going to theaters and they like going to casinos but they don't like coming to church. Why? Because it's a drag.

Sister Mary Robert:
Reverend Mother, I know you and Mary Clarence didn't always agree but we have to help her. Please.

Sister Mary Patrick:
We've gotta save her.

Sister Mary Lazarus:
We can't leave it up to the feds.

Vince LaRocca:
Hey babe.

Sister Mary Lazarus:
Yes, sweetheart?

Sister Mary Patrick:
Why would anyone kidnap a nun?

Sister Mary Lazarus:
Were they Catholics?

Sister Mary Lazarus:
This is a sin, it's a wicked indulgence. Didn't they have any butter pecan?

Eddie Souther:
Can I call you Dolores?

Dolores:
You can call me anything you want as long as you keep me alive.

Dolores:
What am I gonna do here? I'm gonna go crazy! There's nothing but a bunch of white women dressed as nuns! What am I gonna do?

Eddie Souther:
Pray.

Dolores:
Pray?

Sister Mary Patrick:
Hi, excuse me, sorry. Has anyone seen a nun? A Carmelite nun? No? Sure? OK, thanks.

Sister Mary Lazarus:
Oh! You don't think I see. You think I took vows yesterday.

Mother Superior:
As from now and until you leave, you are Sister Mary Clarence.

Delores:
Mary Clarence? Is that like Clarence Williams the Third from The Mod Squad?

Mother Superior:
Mary is deference to our Holy Mother. Clarence is in honour of Saint Clarence of Concordia. There are three vows every nun must accept. The vow of poverty.

Delores:
Mmm.

Mother Superior:
The vow of obedience.

Delores:
Mm-Hmm.

Mother Superior:
And the vow of chastity.

Delores:
I am out of here with that one.

Delores:
You still haven't told me what she said?

Vince LaRocca:
What who said?

Delores:
What who said. The one with the moustache, the one you're married to.

Vince LaRocca:
You are so damned hot.

Vince LaRocca:
And you are so full of it. You didn't tell her, did you? I knew it. I knew you weren't gonna tell her.

Vince LaRocca:
How can you let them grill me there for six hours?

Vince LaRocca:
Did you go to law school, Harry?

Vince LaRocca:
Did you graduate?

Tina:
What's gonna happen to the act?

Deloris Van Cartier:
What do you mean "what's gonna happen to the act"? You're gonna get somebody else, it's not a big loss.

Tina:
But you pick all the music, you tell us where to stand and everything.

Deloris Van Cartier:
Yeah, I'm a real genius, I'm a real genius and that's why we're packing 'em in and don't you pack any more of my make up in that bag, don't think I don't see what you're doing.

Lord, I want you to forgive Willy and Joey, because they know not what they do. They're only doing' what Vince told 'em to do, because Vince is too chicken to do it himself! ..