Sitting Pretty

Lynn Belvedere:
Mrs. King, I happen to dislike all children intensely. But I can assure you that I can readily attend to their necessary though unpleasant wants.

Lynn Belvedere:
I am, in my way, a philosopher.

Harry King:
Oh, I see, you just sit and think.

Lynn Belvedere:
Mr. King, if more people just sat and thought, the world might not be in the stinking mess that it is.

Lynn Belvedere:
Mrs. King, as I told you last night, I dislike children intensely and yours, if I may say so, have peculiarly repulsive habits and manners.

Harry King:
You know, Mrs. King, it's really all your fault.

Tacey King:
Hnh?

Harry King:
If you weren't so darned pretty, we wouldn't have so many kids for people to sit with.

Lynn Belvedere:
Intoxication is a form of escape often sought by the mentally immature.

Tacey King:
Mr. Belvedere, is there anything you haven't been?

Lynn Belvedere:
Yes, Mrs. King - I've never been an idler or a parasite.