Six Days Seven Nights

Angelica:
Look what I bought, Quinny.

Quinn Harris:
Uh... what is it?

Angelica:
It's a bikini, silly.

Frank Martin:
I thought it was an eye patch.

Quinn Harris:
There's no deal. We're friends, we have a few laughs... keep it simple.

Robin Monroe:
Well, has it always been simple or has there ever been anyone complicated?

Robin Monroe:
That's a yes. How complicated? On a scale from one to ten.

Quinn Harris:
Twelve.

Quinn Harris:
You deserve someone... fresher.

Robin Monroe:
Isn't that up to me to decide?

Quinn Harris:
Let's be reasonable about this. You're not gonna come down here and be my co-pilot and I'm not gonna go to New York and be your receptionist. Let's not complicate things.

Robin Monroe:
Oh, I forgot, you like things simple.

Quinn Harris:
Yeah.

Quinn:
They come here looking for the magic, hoping to find romance, when they can't find it anywhere else.

Robin:
Maybe they will.

Quinn:
It's an island, babe. If you didn't bring it here, you won't find it here.

Robin:
I've flown with you twice and you've crashed half the time.

Quinn Harris:
You know how a women gets a man excited? She shows up. That's it. We're guys, we're easy.

Robin:
Whoa. What happened?

Quinn:
It crumpled the landing gear when we hit.

Robin:
Well, can't you fix it? Can't we reattach it somehow?

Quinn:
Sure, we'll, like, glue it back on.

Robin:
Aren't you one of those guys?

Quinn:
Guys?

Robin:
You know, those guy guys, those guys with skills?

Quinn:
Skills?

Robin:
Yeah, you know, you send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall. You can't do that?

Quinn:
No, I can't do that, but I can do this:

Quinn:
Will that help?

Robin Monroe:
You've always been so confident.

Quinn Harris:
That's my job, I'm the confident captain. It's not going to help for me to run around waving my arms and screaming, "Oh sh*t, we're gonna die."

Robin Monroe:
You still look good.

Quinn Harris:
I still AM good.

Robin Monroe:
I've had just about as much vacation as I can stand.

Angelica:
It's like after a funeral, everybody has sex.

Frank Martin:
I want this to be the most unforgettable vacation of our lives.

Robin Monroe:
You're here.

Quinn Harris:
I decided my life is too simple, I wanna complicate the hell out of it.

Robin Monroe:
Pirates? As in "arrrgh"?

Robin Monroe:
I better not catch you smiling.

Quinn Harris:
What's that you're taking?

Robin Monroe:
Xanax. My doctor prescribed them for situations with tension. I think this qualifies.

Quinn Harris:
Give me a couple of those.

Robin Monroe:
This is not a good island for airplanes.

Frank Martin:
Oh no. What did I do? And how many times did I do it?

Quinn:
You're stubborn, opinionated, argumentative, your ass is too narrow and your tits are too small.

Quinn:
No.