Six Ways to Sunday

Abie 'The Bug' Pinkwise:
Max's Maxims: First: Buy now, save later. Having money and not flashing it is strictly for Gentiles. No offense. Second: Never forget the people who got you there. Charity and generosity don't just make sense, they make dollars. Do right by your community and your community will do right by you. And finally if you do get caught, God forbid, Don't snitch... it's better to do time than end up in an alley with a knife in your back.

Arnie Finklestein:
Everyone has a first time, Harry. Even you.

Harry Odum:
Cats are very clean animals.

Arnie Finklestein:
Yo these pancakes is marvelous.

Iris:
At first I thought you hated me, you were like a beast. But now that I know you better, I see you're gentle; Meek as a little lamb.

Harry Odum:
Because you don't need it.