Slashers

Michael Gibbons:
The longer the waitin' the better the lovin', as they say.

[first lines]

The Announcer:
[speaks Japanese; subtitles read:] Welcome back for another pulse pounding night of suspense, thrills and chills on the number one extreme TV game show in Japan... Slashers!

Megan Lowry:
People of America - my blood will soon be on your hands. Every- everyone of you watching me right now- you are consenting to my execution. By giving your support to this show and to their advertisers you are the root of the problem of this sick and inhuman practice, the acceptance of mass murder as a national pastime.

Michael Gibbons:
[to Megan] You think you are so moral with your political mumbo-jumbo "We're all capitalist sinners." - Bullshit!

Devon White:
F***ing guy was a bloody mess, he was crying and sh*t. I finished him off.

Megan Lowry:
You should have let him suffer.

Devon White:
Don't say that, Megan. You go on that road, there's no turning back. It'll eat you up.

[last lines]

Miho Taguchi:
See you soon, Slasher fans!

DJ Slash:
Superfun!

Preacherman:
[to Megan] Preacherman will end your suffering on this miserable act. You are a poor lost soul. Come into my forbidden arms and you shall find peace. And they'll find you - in pieces!

Megan Lowry:
[being tormented by Dr Ripper in the dark] You wanna see my tits? Here! LOOK AT THEM! Now turn on the lights you coward! You'll see them better!

Rick Fisher:
I think Rebecca's right. We should help each other out. But there's no sense doing it for you if you came here to die. So make a choice. Do you want to live, or do you want to be a sacrificial lamb for a cause nobody gives a sh*t about anymore?

Megan Lowry:
I said what I came here to say. I don't ever want one of those f***ers putting their hands on me again.

Devon White:
[when Megan tells Devon Rebecca killed Preacherman before being killed] Lucky for you he was a dumbass rookie.

Megan Lowry:
I don't think Rebecca was very lucky, do you?

Rebecca Galley:
Megan, don't tell me that's why you came here. To make a statement?

Megan Lowry:
Look, we all have our reasons, don't we? What makes you think yours are any better?