Smashed

Kate Hannah:
Why is the coffee so much better when you make it?

Charlie Hannah:
Because I make it with love, and I also make it with bacon.

Kate Hannah:
Is that pot?

Freda:
Of course not, do I look like a hippie? It's crack.

Charlie Hannah:
I like knowing that every little f***-up I make is going to be a topic of conversation with a woman that I don't know.

Kate Hannah:
I gotta go to work, and you snoozed on my alarm again. I'm gonna be late.

Charlie Hannah:
Yeah, well, you peed on me, so I guess we're even.

Kate Hannah:
I'm Kate, um, I'm... an alcoholic. Haha. I'm sorry I don't mean to laugh, um, just those words are... weird. Um... I mean I guess I... yeah, I don't know if I'm an alcoholic really. I just drink, I drink a lot. And, um... I've always drank a lot, everyone I know drinks a lot. So I never really thought it was a problem. But lately, it kind of seems like it is, so. I mean I just want to be able to have a beer, without it turning into twenty, or... wetting the bed. It just sort of seems like everytime I drink something awful happens and then... all of the things that used to be funny are... not really funny anymore. And um, things have gone from embarrassing to scary. So... so yeah I'm kind of... kind of scared.

Kate Hannah:
Love is easy. Did you know that? It's the rest of this sh*t that's hard.