SMS Diary

Sick0Fant:
Look at that picture of Alf there. He looks like he just found his brother murdered on the side of the road.

Sick0Fant:
If you're a fan of shitty games, go check it out. Otherwise, 0/10.

Sick0Fant:
You get to choose from one of the businesses [to be sponsored by] that's been bankrupt since 1988.

Sick0fant:
You get to choose how many pieces of pizza you're gonna eat during the game. I choose 3. Just enough to fill you up, I think it's just about right. You choose how many your enemies are gonna get. I chose zero just to be a bastard.

Sick0Fant:
Apparently you're controlling the ref here, to make sure it's a clean game. There's no room for any Zidane headbutts in here.

Sick0Fant:
Welcome back everybody. I hope you had a very festive Boxing Day. One of the most important Christian holidays, where we commemorate the time Jesus boxed his way through the ranks to take on Leon Spinks, and upset him in 6 rounds.

Sick0Fant:
We're lookin' at Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, which I would guess is based off the movie of the same name. So I guess we should expect to be arguing with our mother-in-law about interracial marriage or something.

Sick0Fant:
Yabba, dabba, don't bother with this piece of sh*t.

Sick0Fant:
Apparently, George Foreman was in Las Vegas, making his way over to the buffet, and this fool stepped in front of him and took the last miniature tacos. George Foreman's not one to suffer a fool gladly, so he's lacing up the gloves one last time to teach this young punk a lesson.

Sick0Fant:
If you wanna give your hands a workout, then try this game. Or, just go to your room and whack off.

Sick0Fant:
A Probe Production. I feel like I'm getting an anal probe up my ass right now.

Sick0Fant:
We're gonna put on the fedora for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, in honor of the soon to be released Indiana Jones 4. Which I believe is subtitled Indiana Jones and the Enlarged Prostate of Doom.

Sick0Fant:
There you've got the flaccid penises of doom. I remember those.