Snafuperman

[first lines]

[Pvt. Snafu plays his radio loudly in a cramped army barracks]

Soldier Studying Enemy Identification Chart:
Pipe down! I'm trying to do some brain work.

Soldier Reading Field Manual:
How the hell do you expect a guy to study with all that racket going on?

Pvt. Snafu:
Study? Nuts! When I get at them Nazis, I ain't gonna clunk them over the head with no books. What you'll give them dopes is a belly full of lead!

Pvt. Snafu:
This looks like a job for Snafuperman!

[last lines]

[Snafuperman's disasterous exploits land him in the hospital]

Technical Fairy First Class:
Too bad. Poor Snafuperman. Is there anything I can do for ya?

Pvt. Snafu:
Yes... yes there is. I would appreciate it if you would GET ME A FIELD MANUAL!