Solid Gold Cadillac

Miss L'Arriere:
I had my swimming pool dug by an International Projects steam shovel. It's a darling shovel.

Edward L. McKeever:
Miss Partridge, you see, I am a businessman. All my life I've concentrated on business. Now, this has necessarily forced me to devote more of my time to some things and less to others. You understand.

Laura Partridge:
Sure. You're scared of girls.

Narrator:
The solid gold Cadillac. Well, we had to call it something.