Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em

Frank Spencer:
[referring to the sophisticated computer in the employment exchange] I thought it was a sort of tea thing.

Betty Spencer:
Frank, what are you doing?

Frank Spencer:
[Frank is doing headstand on floor] Yoga - its supposed to make you relax.

Betty Spencer:
Will you please stop it - you'll do yourself an injury.

Frank Spencer:
I told you yesterday I'd be trying out some new positions.

Betty Spencer:
I wasn't quite sure what you meant.

Frank Spencer:
I've had a lot of worries Betty, its bound to affect our relationship.

Betty Spencer:
Its difficult to have any kind of relationship if I'm in bed and you're on the floor!

Betty Spencer:
Our marriage was a great shock to her, she wanted me to marry someone else.

Frank Spencer:
Who?

Betty Spencer:
No-one in particular, just someone else.

Webster:
Don't you even know where you were born? Your mother must have told you.

Frank Spencer:
She might have mentioned it in passing - we talked of so many things.

I'm a man.

“You may have had an awful day, but tomorrow could get worse!”- Frank