Son in Law

Crawl:
Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. OK cool. Carry on.

Crawl:
My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me - Sally? Jessie? Raphael?

Crawl:
Where are you from?

Becca:
South Dakota

Crawl:
Fresh off the farm, oh my God, I can't believe it. Hallelujah. So you're inbred?

Becca:
What?

Crawl:
You know, where your mom's your dad, and your dad's your brother.

Connie:
She's obviously made up her mind, so let's just handle this like mature adults.

Walter:
Right, right... you distract him, and I'm gonna hit him in the head with a shovel.

Crawl:
I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you.

Crawl:
Have you ever heard of the tooth fairy?

Zack:
No...

Crawl:
I wouldn't fall asleep if I were you.

Crawl:
You have got charisma!

Becca:
What's that?

Crawl:
It's a special quality of leadership that inspires allegiance and devotion.

Crawl:
Middle America ripping the fields, oooh.

Crawl:
Chickens You guys have chickens Are they extra crispy or original recipe

You pick it. I stick it.