Son of Monte Cristo

Count of Monte Cristo:
I'm worn out climbing in and out of windows and up and down chimneys. It'll be such a relief to go through an ordinary door again.

Colonel Zimmerman:
Turnkey! Bring out the prisoner William Gluck.

Turnkey:
Yes, Colonel.

Turnkey:
Come out!

William Gluck:
I thought you were in a hurry to get me in.

Colonel Zimmerman:
If you value your life, give us the names of your accomplices!

William Gluck:
I don't value it that highly.

Gen. Gurko Lanen:
Gluck, that was your second mistake. Men like you never realize I can rule you collectively because I can master you individually.

Innkeeper:
After great effort, I, Hercules Schneider, have found you the only carriage in Pecs. Of course, the horses may not be the best in the world...

Countess Mathilde:
Can they walk?

Innkeeper:
Oh, yes, Madam!

Countess Mathilde:
That's all that's necessary. Point them to Paris and start them moving.

Innkeeper:
Tonight, madam?

Countess Mathilde:
Certainly, tonight!

Innkeeper:
But it's dark!

Countess Mathilde:
You don't say. It usually is at night.

Gen. Gurko Lanen:
The Torch! Whoever he is, this 'Torch' is dangerous. He has a sense of humor.