Sonic the Hedgehog

Sally:
Sonic, were you when the brains were handed out?

Sally:
Have a dreadful day.

Dr. Robotnik:
I really... hate that hedgehog... I hate him... I HATE him!... HATE HIM! hate... hate... hate!... HAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

Sonic:
Trust me, Sal.

Sally:
Oh, I hate when you say that.

[later]

Sally:
Trust me, Sonic.

Sonic:
[sarcastically] Oh, I hate when you say that.

[Sonic is rescuing Sally]

Sonic:
Yo, Sal. Were going to blow this pop stand.

[Sonic holds up a cup to disguise his voice as Dr. Robotnik]

Sonic:
Open Cell #54.

Computer:
Voice print approved. Hand print unapproved.

Sonic:
Open up this cell or I'll rip out your electronic brain.

Computer:
Hand print unnecessary, you are Robotnik.

Sonic:
I've been doing solo missions since I was 10.

Sally:
Without Permission!

Sonic:
Where are we?

Sally:
Good question.

Sonic:
I try.

Dr. Robotnik:
Activate all exterior hedgehog traps!

Snively Robotnik:
But I thought you wanted him to get in.

Dr. Robotnik:
Yes! But we can't make too easy!

[Sally hits Sonic when he was trying to high five her and then he lands on the ground]

Sonic:
Yo Sal! What you put in the old cereal this morning?

Antoine:
Greengo!

Rotor:
Antoine, it's bingo not greengo.

[Sonic, Sally and Antoine are inside a cave and Antoine sees lots of yellow eyes and Antoine starts yelling]

Sonic:
Ant, put a sock in it!

Antoine:
My socks? What is wrong with my socks?

Bunnie Rabbot:
Antoine, you are startin' to tick me off!

Antoine:
What? I'm not even wearing my watch.

Sonic:
Am I cool or what?

Sally:
You're what.

Dr. Robotnik:
[walks out of his hovercraft] Do you have it?

Antoine:
But of course. [pulls out the power ring from his backpack]

Dr. Robotnik:
[walks up and then falls into a pit] You little fool!

Antoine:
I am not the fuel! You are the fuel!

Dr. Robotnik:
And what would you do with me?

Antoine:
I will bring you to the freedom fighters where you will stand a trial for your terrible crimes. I will become a large hero and win the hand of the princess.

Dr. Robotnik:
A nice dream but dreams where ment to be [Robotnik activates his rocket boots and flys out of the pit] BROKEN!

Dr. Robotnik:
[fires laser shots] NOW GIVE ME THE POWER RING YOU STUPID LITTLE RODENT!

Dr. Robotnik:
[grabs the power ring from Antoine] NOW I SHALL UNCOVER IT'S SECRETS!

[Dulcy freezes Dr. Robotnik and the Swatbots with her ice breath attack and then saves Sonic]

Sonic:
Way past Dulce!

Dulcy the Dragon:
They need to chill.

[Dulcy laughs]

Sonic:
Juice Time!

Sonic:
Juice and Jam Time!

Sonic:
Yo, you bot-breaths lookin' for me? I'm the only one here.

Swatbots:
Hedgehog Alert! Sector 7 Quadtion 5! [Swat Bots fire lasers at Sonic]

Sonic:
[dodges every laser shot] WOOH! What ever happened to hellos? Jelly and Jam time!

Sonic:
Torque Time!

Snively Robotnik:
Sir Your Virtual Reality Shriek Bot is ready for flight testing. You oversized toad!

Dr. Robotnik:
Excuse me! WHAT WAS THAT SNIVELY?

Snively Robotnik:
Oh I said key in your code sir!

Dr. Robotnik:
These terrapod beasts are the final species to be robotizicized Snively. When they are done I will control every living thing on this planet!

Snively Robotnik:
Except for the freedom fighters, Sir.

Dr. Robotnik:
I am aware of that Snively. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME!

Snively Robotnik:
Big round guy finally let Sonic defeat him. Well don't celebrate too soon hedgehog! Now it's my turn. [laughs] AND I'M NOT ALONE!

Dr. Robotnik:
[Dr. Robotnik grabs Sonic] Who are you?

Sonic:
Someone that you are going to learn to hate, Robutnik!

Dr. Robotnik:
I already hate you!

Sonic:
I don't know how or when. But you're going to crash and burn pal!

Dr. Robotnik:
Oh my! I'm shaking in my boots.

Naugus:
Recall me from the void in 1 hour Robotnik! And should you have any thoughts of betrayal? [turns Robotnik's head into a penguin head and then Snively laughs]

Snively Robotnik:
Very, very good Naugus!

Dr. Robotnik:
Trust me Naugus, I carry no such thought.

Naugus:
I should think not! [snips his finger and then Robotnik's head is turned back to normal] Have I made my point?

Dr. Robotnik:
Have a safe journey Naugus! Activating void. [pulls a lever and then Naugus gets sucked into the void] Snively disable all retrieval programs.

Snively Robotnik:
But sir didn't you just...?

Dr. Robotnik:
[interrupts] NOW!

Snively Robotnik:
Yes sir.

Dr. Robotnik:
Rule number one Naugus never trust anyone! Especially me!

[Sonic escapes from being sucked into the void]

Sonic:
Nice try Robuttnik! But you lose!

Swatbots:
Hedgehog Alert! Hedgehog Alert! Surrender now!

Sonic:
I surrender, I surrender!

Sonic:
[pulls out a power ring from his backpack] Just kiddin'!

Sally:
The plan was no good. Period.

Sonic:
C'mon Sal, Dulce is right. Robuttnik is holdin' all the aces. We should have taken him down a long time ago before he took over!

Sally:
Sonic, we were 5 years old.

Sonic:
So we were a way cool 5!

Sally:
Sonic, time travel violates the law of psyhics.

Sonic:
So does Dulcy's flying but that doesn't stop her.

[Sonic and Sally are riding on Dulcy's back to the Floating Island]

Sonic:
Whaddya think Dulce?

Dulcy the Dragon:
Were real close now, I can feel it.

Sally:
She has said that 20 times today.

Dulcy the Dragon:
I saw it.

Sally:
You said that 20 times too.

Dulcy the Dragon:
So sue me, now it's 21.

Dr. Robotnik:
[Dr. Robotnik makes a command to his robot] Open the void.

Dr. Robotnik:
Impressive don't you think? Be sure to give Naugus my reguards. He's the wizard who invented it and your new neighbor.

Dr. Robotnik:
Safe journey your majesty!

King Acorn:
You'll regret this Julian!

King Acorn:
[King Acorn gets sucked into the void] You'll reggggrrretttt this!

Sonic:
Yo, Robuttnik! I got a little surprise you for you.

Dr. Robotnik:
I don't like surprises hedgehog. Especially from you!

Snively Robotnik:
Sir?

Dr. Robotnik:
Sorry, Snively! Only room for one!

[rockets away via escape pod]

Snively Robotnik:
You don't give me enough credit... Julian.

Dr. Robotnik:
Switch to voice recognition mode. Block all outside users.

Computer:
Voice recognition mode complete.

Snively Robotnik:
Why are we voice activiating, Uncle Julian?

Dr. Robotnik:
"WE" aren't. [grabs Snively by the collar] Now, everything will answer to my voice. Do you know what that means, Snively?

Snively Robotnik:
[choking] No, Uncle Julian.

Dr. Robotnik:
It means... you call me SIR! [throws him down]

Snively Robotnik:
...yes, sir.

[repeated line]

Antoine:
Sacr? bleu cheese!

Sonic:
Way past cool!

Sonic:
Ya gotta admit one thing Sal. I am one Major Hedgehog Hunk.

Rotor:
Nice work Dulcy!

Rotor:
Open it!

Rotor:
Uh, knee pads. I thought maybe you could use them.

[Antoine is reading a love note that he is writing to Sally]

Antoine:
Monific! My Princess Sally, I am seeing my love for you is like a huge fungo salad, my little tomato. You are the onions of my eyes! The gray flowers of my ear. The cucumber...

[Tails interrupts]

Miles 'Tails' Prower:
Ant, you are making me hungry!

Rotor:
Now we connect this wire, and...

Rotor:
Where?

Rotor:
Careful, Tails. Still hot.

Rotor:
Yeah. You were right on, Sally. It's loaded with all kinds of sensors. Definitely a spy ship.

Rotor:
Go for warp!

Rotor:
Supercharge city, Sonic!

Rotor:
Cool, Sonic. It's juiced. Here it comes. It's locked onto our energy field.

Rotor:
Let 'er rip.

Rotor:
You guys ready to rock 'n' roll?

Rotor:
Go for it!

Rotor:
We did it. Yes! Check it out, Sonic.

Rotor:
We'll get him, Sonic.

Rotor:
Uh, oh. Problemo.

Rotor:
We're already there...

Rotor:
...and there's no place to land!

Rotor:
There's got to be -some- place to land.

Rotor:
Think anyone saw us?

Rotor:
Naw, we couldn't be that lucky.

Rotor:
We won't know until we get inside.

Rotor:
Yikes!

Rotor:
It's a Surveillance Bot!

Rotor:
Nope, not here, uh-uh, nope, nope, nope, mmm!

Rotor:
Ready!

Rotor:
Sally won't like it, it's too hard rock, its gotta be softer.

Rotor:
Ballad!

Rotor:
He was... two minutes ago.

Rotor:
Hey Sonic! Over here!

Rotor:
We're there!

Rotor:
No way, nope, uh-uh.

Rotor:
Yup, scootin' and rootin'.

Rotor:
Incoming! Cannonball!

Rotor:
Sorry 'bout that, guys.

Rotor:
Uh-huh!

Rotor:
The cotter pins!

Rotor:
They're made of wood.

Rotor:
They've gotta be metal!

Rotor:
Any second now.

Rotor:
Yeah!

Rotor:
Yup, get six of these, but they have to metal.

Rotor:
Be cool, Sonic.

Rotor:
OK, that's all of em.

Rotor:
Yeah, my favourite part was when that bird-legged machine tripped and BLAM! Ancient history!

Rotor:
What's up, Antoine?

Rotor:
Like what?

Rotor:
A fuel?

Rotor:
Ohh, you mean a "fool".

Rotor:
Well, Sonic is a tough act to follow. You'd have to do somethin' major to get Sally's attention.

Rotor:
I dunno. Capture Robotnik and bring him back to Knothole? I wouldn't do it. I'll see ya, Antoine.

Rotor:
Uh-oh.

Rotor:
I think he might have gone after Robotnik.

Rotor:
Well, he wanted to impress Sally, and I said that if he captured Robotnik, well, that would impress her. I was only jokin'

Rotor:
It's a major biggie Sonic.

Rotor:
So we have to start again, from scratch.

Rotor:
Creating harmonic frequencies, right Uncle Chuck?

Rotor:
I think I have one in my storeroom.

Rotor:
Oh come on Sonic it's not that bad.

Rotor:
Woah!

Rotor:
Power switch needs a little tweakin'

Rotor:
Hang on, Bunnie. I'm bringing you down.

Rotor:
That's easy for you to say.

Rotor:
You really think they can talk?

Rotor:
I've gotta check this out.

Rotor:
Come on, push. Push!

Rotor:
They're probably using heat scanners.

Rotor:
Robotnik has her in that cage!

Rotor:
Coming, Bunnie!

Rotor:
There you go.

Rotor:
What? There's no way through the force field.

Snively Robotnik:
It's ready, sir.

Dr. Robotnik:
Start the test, Snively.

Snively Robotnik:
[Snively presses a button on a remote control] Go!

[the racing robot runs past in a blur of speed]

Snively Robotnik:
[reading a speedometer readout] 500 miles per hour, sir.

Dr. Robotnik:
Oh that's good, very good indeed, considering it was only going *half* speed.

Dr. Robotnik:
Surprise, surprise, hedgehog...

[Sonic runs up to a pair of SWATbots]

Sonic:
Hey SWATbots! Did anyone ever tell you you're ugly and you dress funny? Let me be the first. You're ugly, and you dress funny!

Sonic:
Hey SWATbots! It's Saturday night, you guys could use a serious bath!

[Sonic opens a high-pressure water valve, dousing the group of SWATbots]

[Sonic is keeping pace with Robotnik's racing robot]

Sonic:
Don't get too confident, I'm just cruising.

[the racing robot pulls ahead in a burst of speed, leaving Sonic behind]

Sonic:
Heey! That is rude!

Rotor:
Hey, did you guys nail a SWATbot factory?

Rotor:
Where's Sonic and Sally?

Rotor:
Wait, Sonic! You can't go without a ring!

Rotor:
Incoming!

Rotor:
Well that's our third close one tonight. Come on, we gotta move it.

Rotor:
Sonic, this is too weird, it's like the SWATbots know our every move before we make it

Rotor:
Boy, Robotnik is good! She fooled everybody.

Rotor:
Sonic, wait a sec! Surprise for iron-lips.

Sonic:
Aren't you going to thank me?

Sally:
For what?

Sonic:
For saving you.

Sally:
Sonic, we were in a plane. If we'd gone off the cliff, we'd have been flying.

Sonic:
Oh. Good point.

[pause]

Sonic:
But where would you land?

Sally:
Oh. Good point.

[pause]

Sally:
Thank you, Sonic.

Sonic:
For what?

Sally:
Ugh.

Rotor:
We built it from scratch.

Rotor:
Right rudder.

Rotor:
Left rudder.

Rotor:
Turn us loose, Sonic!

Rotor:
Throttle's locked up! Gimme a hand!

Rotor:
Oh, man! We'll never stop this crate in time!

Rotor:
Antoine, shut up!

Rotor:
Cool. But how do we get over?

Rotor:
We gotta find shelter!

Rotor:
Sally, what are we looking for?

Rotor:
Sal, why are there 2 scrolls?

Rotor:
It-it is?

Rotor:
Yeah, we're survivors!

Rotor:
Blowhole. That's where the big wind came from.

Rotor:
You're right, Bunnie. Maybe we're close to finding a way out.

Rotor:
Same ol', same ol', Sonic. How 'bout you?

Rotor:
Not much... Sally told me once that there usually about some kind of personal fear.

Rotor:
He's gonna seed clouds with chemicals?

Rotor:
I bet it's another one of Robotnik's crummy traps.

Rotor:
Oh, I know they're in here someplace... Ah-HA! Here's one!

Rotor:
Three. One for Sally.

Rotor:
One for Bunnie, and one for you.

Rotor:
Almost ready.

Rotor:
That'll do it. Ready girls?

Rotor:
This is it.

Rotor:
In the Great Swamp. I modified the engines so it really moves. And I got another surprise...

Rotor:
Haven't tested it yet. I thought maybe you could help. Oh, got something else here you'll like.

Rotor:
Right. Which means...

Rotor:
Antoine!

Sonic:
[sings] Yo put the pedal to the metal and baby I guarantee you'll be juicin' to the tenth degree! Crank a super Sonic! It don't take any fuel! Cause the rocket's in my pocket and I'm way past cool!

Miles 'Tails' Prower:
How come all the trees are dying, Aunt Sally?

Sally:
Well, I'm afraid Robotnik's pollution is spreading farther and farther in the city, honey.

Antoine:
[holding his nose] Well, I am thinking that they are dying from this awful fraternizer.

Miles 'Tails' Prower:
Ha ha! Not "Fraternizer," Antoine. "Fertilizer."

Miles 'Tails' Prower:
How come all the trees are dying, Aunt Sally?

Sally:
Well, I'm afraid Robotnik's pollution is spreading farther and farther in the city, honey.

Antoine:
[holding his nose] Well, I am thinking that they are dying from this horrible fraternizer.

Miles 'Tails' Prower:
Ha ha! Not "Fraternizer," Antoine. "Fertilizer."

Rotor:
Yeah. They look pretty sick all right. In fact, a lot of the trees around here aren't looking so hot.

Rotor:
Bummer. I was ready for some fish sticks.

Rotor:
Gosh, no big deal.

Rotor:
Yeah, but who cares about some nerdy handyman. I'd rather be a superhero like you. Now that's cool.

Rotor:
Yeah, the current is picking up speed.

Rotor:
I can try.

Rotor:
That's what I'd like to know.

Rotor:
Check.

Rotor:
In more ways than one. We lost the motor.

Rotor:
I just don't get it. One minute he's here, and then he's gone.

Rotor:
Oh, now what?

Rotor:
That's it, Sonic!

Rotor:
hat was close. Great job, Sonic.

Rotor:
Guys, check out the water.

Rotor:
Hey, guys. You get the feeling we're being watched?

Rotor:
I dunno. I just feel something watchin' us.

Rotor:
Sonic! Sally's gone!

Rotor:
She was right here next to me, and then she disappeared!

Rotor:
Sally! Sally!

Rotor:
Yeah, but what's with this smell? Just like Robotropolis.

Rotor:
Wow. Look at this.

Rotor:
Hmm... Sonic's fishing pole. Sonic?

Rotor:
What is this stuff? Wait a sec... it's that same green water. No wonder this place is so green.

Rotor:
Oil. [gasps] Robotnik!

Rotor:
Whoa! What is that?

Rotor:
Sonic!

Rotor:
I'm comin' guys! Hang on!

Rotor:
Go, Sonic!

Rotor:
Gotcha, Antoine!

Rotor:
Aw, it's no big deal...

Rotor:
We gotta jam! It's the snake probes!

Rotor:
They're laser-powered diggers. Robotnik is using them to drill for oil.

Rotor:
The surface. Robotnik's drilling platform.

Rotor:
Well, here goes...

Rotor:
[groans] Exhausting. From now on, I'm happy to be a handyman.

Sally:
Forget it Sonic, it's too risky.

Sonic:
Come on, Sal! Lazaar's magic spells could really kick some Robuttnik tail!

Sally:
But you might wake Lazaar.

Sonic:
Moi? Faster than lightning, quieter than a mouse? I'm there and back before you know I'm even gone!

Sally:
Will you be serious for a minute?

Sonic:
Thirty seconds is my limit.

Sally:
One of these days you'll learn that speed is no substitute for common sense!

Sonic:
Time's up. Snooze you lose, gotta cruise!

Sonic:
Snooze you lose, gotta cruise. It's magic time!

[Sally accidentally encounters a robot in one of Robotnik's factories]

Sally:
Oh hi, I was just leaving.

[the robot sets off an alarm and Sally starts running]

Sally:
I hate it when they do that!

Snively Robotnik:
[Snively is reading from a computer monitor] The evil wizard Lazaar has rested for centuries inside the Forbidden Zone. Although many have tried to recover his computer of magic spells, none have succeeded.

Dr. Robotnik:
Hmm, go on.

Snively Robotnik:
[while trying to shoo Cluck out of his way] According to legend, he awaits someone vile enough to awaken him.

Dr. Robotnik:
Vile?

Snively Robotnik:
That would be you, sir.

Snively Robotnik:
I've found him, Dr. Robotnik.

Dr. Robotnik:
Then where is he?

Snively Robotnik:
Well, he was right...

Lazaar's Guardian:
[interrupts Snively] Why have you summoned me?

Dr. Robotnik:
A little buisness proposition, dear Guardian. One you might find rewarding.

Lazaar's Guardian:
I have no use for riches.

Dr. Robotnik:
Well another kind of deal, then. I uh, I want the location of Lazaar's lair. Name your price.

Lazaar's Guardian:
You intend harm to my master?

Dr. Robotnik:
Oh you wound me, dear Guardian. I merely want to wake the grand wizard, and honor his evilness. We have much in common.

Lazaar's Guardian:
Yes, I can see that.

Lazaar's Guardian:
[turns and projects a holographic image of Lazaar's lair onto a wall] You must enter the Forbidden Zone. Go alone, for only your metallic heart is evil enough to withstand the dangers. You have been warned.

Dr. Robotnik:
I despise that hedgehog, Cluck. Despise him with all my metallic heart.

Bunnie Rabbot:
Sally, screwdriver please.

[Sally hands her a hammer by mistake]

Bunnie Rabbot:
My, my, I do declare Sally girl, your mind is anywhere but.

Sally:
Sorry, I'm worried about Sonic. If he wakes Lazaar...

Bunnie Rabbot:
Now, don't worry yourself none. That lil' sugar-hog is too quick for some sleepy old wizard.

Sally:
I hope you're right, Bunnie.

Lazaar:
[Lazaar materializes in front of Sonic] Another thief it is, my computer he comes to steal!

Sonic:
Me? No, no, no, no, I just took a wrong turn, so I'll be cruisin'.

[Lazaar traps Sonic in a magic bubble as he tries to leave]

Lazaar:
Fast not so, little thief!

Sonic:
Hey, let me outta here!

Rotor:
Thanks, Bunnie.

Rotor:
Who's the Guardian?

Rotor:
Cool. Now tighten that screw, Bunnie.

Rotor:
Oh Man, I'm glad you guys are back.

Dr. Robotnik:
[grabbing Snively by his neck] Are you implying that the Hedgehog is a match for me, Snively?

Snively Robotnik:
[gulping] Perish the thought, sir.

Sonic:
No more Robuttnik. Too bad.

Sally:
What? Too bad?

Sonic:
Hey without a villain, what are heroes for?

Sally:
You will always be my hero, Sonic Hedgehog.

Dr. Robotnik:
You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

Snively Robotnik:
Sir, Sir! They're inside the machine! Shall I alert the the forces?

Dr. Robotnik:
Oh no, no, no Snively. Let them explore. Perhaps they'll find my little surprise.

Snively Robotnik:
[under his breath] Your stupidity will ruin everything, you ugly boil.

Dr. Robotnik:
WHAT was that Snively?

Snively Robotnik:
I said the Doomsday Machine is going to need some more oil, sir.

Rotor:
Nearly done, Sonic. Ready!

Rotor:
That pile of scrap metal.

Rotor:
Whoa!

Rotor:
About twenty-five.

Rotor:
Sonic! What's...?

Rotor:
But the report said next week.

Rotor:
But Sonic... Oh no. My work shop!

[Sonic is guiding Dulcy in for a landing in a blizzard while Antoine is holding binoculars]

Sonic:
Talk to me, Ant!

Antoine:
Eh... T-t-t-t-t-talking to you? What should I say?

Sonic:
How-bout-telling-me-where-Dulcy-is-so-I-can-guide-her-in?

Antoine:
Okay... Here she is coming... She is too crook-ed...

Rotor:
Now where's that blasted screwdriver? Oh, I left it at Sonic's!

Rotor:
Man! What a rotten night!

Rotor:
Whew! Antoine? Antoine? I need your help here.

Rotor:
What happened?

Rotor:
Antoine.

Rotor:
I need the chest plate. It was in the box I told you to get.

Rotor:
Well, if it's not there- oh yeah, the closet! Uh, stay here. I may need more help.

Rotor:
Antoine? The chest plate wasn't in...

Rotor:
Woah! Now who left that...

Rotor:
[gasp] Antoine!

Rotor:
Well, I guess they're not here.

Rotor:
Antoine. It's OK Antoine. I turned her off. Relax.

Rotor:
Heheheh! You mean "Basket-case."

Rotor:
Ok! I'll just reverse her polarity, and she'll be normal! All right Ro-becca, repeat after me: "You are my assistant!"

Rotor:
You are my assistant!

Rotor:
No, no no! I'm not your assistant, you're my assistant!

Rotor:
Still needs some work. There must be something... I've got it!

Rotor:
Well, I'm stumped.

Rotor:
Oh brother. Enough is enough! I'm just gonna get my tools and take her apart.

Rotor:
Antoine?

Rotor:
Sonic! We scoped out Robotnik's junkyard, but we couldn't find any old Robotocizer parts. How'd you guys do?

Rotor:
Yeah, where is he?

Rotor:
Hey guys! Here's our ride to the mine. Incoming!

Rotor:
Man, would I love to turn Robotnik into a can-opener.

Rotor:
How you doin', Chuck?

Rotor:
Antoine, it's "a piece of cake."

Rotor:
I'll get him to turn, you flip the switch. Hey! Woah! Sally, hit the switch!

Rotor:
Antoine, it's "Bingo," not "Gringo!" Let go, tinhead! Woah!

Rotor:
Yeah, and look what we did with Uncle Chuck; we totaled that crystal!

Rotor:
Along with all our families.