Sonic Underground

Sonic:
Juice and Jam time!

Manic:
Come on bro, we're waiting!

Sonic:
How many times do I have to tell ya? That's my line!

Sonic:
Oh, what are the chances we'd all wear the same dress to the same party?

Dingo:
I don't want to be robotosized!

Sleet:
Why? It could be an improvement!

Dingo:
Oh! Yeah!

Knuckles:
Those hedgehogs want the emerald, do they? Well, they'll have to get past me! All right you wolf-faces are free to go, this time, but you most leave the island now!

[Sonic is flying one of Robotnik's cargo ships and Robotnik fires rockets at him]

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
Attention hedgehog, get ready to be destroyed!

Sonic:
Hey, if you wanted your plane back all you had to do was say so!

[the rockets hit the ship and explode]

Sonic:
Okay, I'm taking that has a yes.

[Sonic is the mirror with Sonia and Sonic is telling her the way out]

Sonic:
You're not lost Sis! Hop on.

Sonia:
You know the way out of here?

Sonic:
Trust me!

Sonia:
Are you sure?

Sonic:
Hey, is Robuttnik around?

[Points his finger right]

Sonic:
Exit is that way.

Sonic:
Hang on to your lunch Sis because we are gonna blast right blast them.

Sonic:
[Sonic then takes off in a flash]

Sonic:
[Then they get thrown back by a force field and then Sonia gets a funny hair]

Sonic:
hahahaha?

Sonia:
Is Robuttnik around? Mr. I'm Sure of it!

Sonic:
Time for plan B!

Sonia:
Sonic, there is no plan B.

Sonic:
There is now!

[Sonic gets trapped in a net]

Manic:
Just hanging out bro?

Sonia:
Like I said this place is filled with danger!

Sonic:
Danger? You mean this nifty hammock?

Manic:
Will call this echidna 1 - hedgehog 0!

[Sonic is in a middle of a fight with Knuckles and then Sonic begins to attack but Sonia gets in the way]

Sonic:
So thats the way you want to play it?

Sonia:
Sonic wait. Maybe we can reason with him.

Sonic:
Good idea sis! NOT!

[Then Sonic attacks Knuckles with his super spin attack]

Sleet:
That echidna is even dumber than you Dingo.

Dingo:
Thank you!

Sleet:
On the other hand maybe not!

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
Anymore questions?

Sonic:
Yeah. Were you born this ugly or did you have to work at it?

[Sonic points to Manic]

Sonic:
Can you crack the code to the lab safe?

Manic:
Dude, does a Swatbot rust in the rain?

[Sonia says one of Sonic's quotes]

Sonia:
Spin and wind time! Huh? Where did that come from?

[Sonic is running through the halls and Sleet sees the blue blur on the camera]

Sleet:
What is that blurry thing on that 212?

[Dingo takes a look]

Dingo:
Maybe its busted.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
Maybe you're defected. My fortess is perfect it must be! I designed it myself.

[Sleet whispers to Dingo]

Sleet:
That explains the round shape.

[Dingo laughs]

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
What are you laughing about?

Sleet:
Nothing Sir!

Sonic:
I've got an idea!

Manic:
Oh, liked your lasted one was so good.

Knuckles:
Sonic, Manic, Sonia what are you doing here? You could of been blown into bits.

Sonic:
Yeah, thanks for nearly blowing us out of the sky.

Knuckles:
All right, I'll help you.

Sonic:
I knew you couldn't resist a good Buttnik kickin!

[Sleet takes Knuckles over to Robotnik]

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
Well what do we have here? Knuckles the Echidna. Good work Sleet! [Robotnik works up to Sleet and pats up on the back] I didn't think you had it in you.

Knuckles:
[Knuckles interrupts] He doesn't! I'm here on my own to make a deal.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
I don't make deals! And even if I did, why would I make one with you?

Knuckles:
To save your precious Robotnik empire. I know how to contain the chaos emerald. If we join forces we have a chance to stop this chaos!

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
[lighting strikes] I'm always open to saving myself. But if I'm going to help you then you got to help me. I want the hedgehogs!

Knuckles:
You've got to kidding. I never betray my friends.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
Then I guess the destruction of Mobius will be your fault. Too bad.

Knuckles:
You don't mean that Robotnik you're bluffing.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
If I can't defeat Sonic then I hope Mobius is destroyed!

Sleet:
[lighting strikes again and then Sleet taps Knuckles on the shoulder] He means it. You'll let chaos destroy Mobius if you don't help us capture the hedgehogs.

Knuckles:
[Dr. Robotnik laughs and then Knuckles walks up to him] If you do capture them, Sonic, Manic, Sonia, are you going to robotisize them?

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
Robotisize them? [Robotnik then pauses for a second] Of course not! I'd keep them prisoners so I can taunt them with my victory.

Knuckles:
But I can't betray my friends. [Knuckles truns around looks at the lighting] But I can't have Mobius be destroyed! ALRIGHT I'LL DO IT! For the good of Mobius.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
I knew you would make the right choice. Someday all of Mobius will thank you, well almost all. [then Robotnik laughs]

[Sleet and Dingo are disapointed at Robotnik]

Sleet:
Robotnik does need us anymore and who know what happens to people he doesn't need.

Dingo:
AH? No, what?

Sleet:
He robotize them, where have you been? Its time for us to act.

Dingo:
Ok, but I won't wear a girly costume.

Sleet:
Come on you fleet paradise.

[Dr. Robotnik enters a pod to escape his fortress was which going to blow]

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
Abandon fortress!

Sleet:
Out of my way

[Then Sleet pushes two Swatbots aside and then sees Knuckles]

Sleet:
But you. What are you doing here?

Knuckles:
I need Robotnik's help to find the chaos emerald. TAKE ME TO ROBOTNIK!

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
You over-retriever you've got a lot of nerve coming back here! Those hedgehogs didn't steal the chaos emerald! [Dr. Robotnik grabs Sleet] You did? Didn't you?

Sleet:
It was Dingo's idea.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
Oh yeah right, like Dingo has ever had an idea! [Dr. Robotnik makes a command to his swat bots] Take him away and robotisize him twice!

Sleet:
You need help to get the emerald back! I know where Dingo is.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
Lucky for you we have to get that emerald back and under control before Mobius is torn apart. But if you try and double cross me this time.

Sleet:
Never your robotness, I've learned my lesson. You are the boss!

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
Just make sure you remember that! Release him.

[Dingo grabs the chaos emerald from Sleet]

Dingo:
I'll be ruler of Mobius!

Sleet:
You? Huh! Ruler of Mobius. You can't even drink a glass of water without using two hands.

Dingo:
Yeah. But I don't spill as much as I use to.

Dingo:
When I'm ruler of Mobius, Sonia can be my queen!

[Sleet and Dingo are looking at the monitor of a frozen image of the hedgehog - Dingo is looking at Sonia on the monitor]

Sleet:
What are you doing? You idiot.

Dingo:
Shes pretty!

[Dingo points to Sonia on the screen, Sleet grabs Dingo]

Sleet:
And you are ugly! Now lets get to work.

[Dingo is disguised as a tree and then Sleet turns him back]

Sleet:
You idiot!

Dingo:
Hey I yelled timber didn't I?

[Sleet thinks for a minute and then changes Dingo into a motorcycle]

Sleet:
Well this time I want you to yell, you're under arrest to those criminal hedgehogs. Now burn rubber!

[Sonia kisses Sonic and then Sonic turns to Manic]

Sonic:
You're not gonna kiss me are ya bro?

Manic:
Nah! But you are kinda cute!

Sleet:
This is taking too long. Dingo go and help that tin head!

Dingo:
Go through this door?

Sleet:
No! Through the wall genius!

Dingo:
Oaky Dokey!

[Then Dingo runs through the wall and crashing it down]

Sonic:
Sleet and Dingo are coming we gotta make tracks fast before they get here.

Sleet:
Too late hedgehogs!

Dingo:
We're here!

Sonia:
Thanks for the warning.

Sleet:
What if it makes Dingo grow fast like a fulosa tree?

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
He is not a plant is he?

Sleet:
No but he is smarter than one.

Sonic:
I'm gone but not forgotten!

Dingo:
[Dingo and Sleet are looking at the monitor to see what is going on at the SwatBot factory and Dingo sees a pod] Those eyes they can only belong to... Sonia!

Sleet:
[Sleet grabs Dingo] Snap out of it! You sound like a lovestruck pup. She's the enemy - you got that?

Dingo:
Oh yeah, I knew that!

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
You have failed me again!

Sleet:
But Sir I can explain.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
SILENCE!

Sleet:
But Sir.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
What part of silence don't you understand?

Sonia:
What's keeping you slow mo?

Manic:
We're waiiiitiiing!

Sonic:
Nice try kids, my that's my line.

[Sonic is at a chili dog stand and Sonia and Manic pull up in the van and jump out]

Sonia:
Chili dogs now? Sonic we are on an important mission!

Manic:
Important Mission? You mean after your hair appointment?

Sonia:
I mean my hair appointment! Apperance is important for most people.

Sonic:
[Sonic flips a tip to the chili dog machine] I know what you mean. I'm so cool! [Sonic then throws a chili dog in his mouth and eats it] I always look good!

[Dr. Robotnik is looking at a replay of the security cameras from earlier and sees a blue blur and advances and shows Sonic running]

Dr. Ivo Robotnik:
Well, Well Mr. Sonic Hedgehog. Before the sun sets today, you too will be walking down the aisle to the robotisizer!

Sonic:
Manic, what did I say about stealing?

Manic:
Hey, it was calling my name!

Sonic:
A polo mallet?

Manic:
I...move stuff.

Sonia:
Oh, you mean like import-export?

Sonic:
No, like a thief!

Sonia:
[they've entered Robotnik's fortress hiding in a trash container] Who came up with this idea anyway?

Sonic:
That would be you.

Sonia:
Well, next time I come up with an idea like that, lock me up until it passes.

Sonia:
He's getting cocky again...

Cyrus:
That's Sonic!