Space Chimps

Ham:
Whoa, which one of us lost our flashlight? That moves? Really fast? Behind rocks? &... has a head?

Ham:
What? (Said quite often in the movie.)

Titan:
[singing:] I am Titan, I am strong.

Ham:
[singing:] No-one wants to sing along. [throws banana peel at Titan]

Titan:
[falls]

Ham:
[singing:] Get a life, one two. You're lame, three four.

Luna:
Let me just say one thing.

Comet:
[listening through radio] Luna's alive!

Luna:
You are the most annoying, obnoxious, self-centered creature I've met.

Houston:
[listening through radio] Ham's alive.

Titan:
You could help me find my crew.

Zartog:
There are more?

Splork:
Two others. We, uh, lost them in Gunglvyck Jungle.

Zartog:
What kind of idiot would go in there?

Titan:
Ham.

[Ham and Luna are walking around the planet]

Luna:
(recording) Lieutenant's log: We are stranded on a hostile alien planet. Commander Titan has been kidnapped-

[Ham grabs Luna's recorder]

Ham:
And we're falling in love!

Luna:
No we're not! Ignore that last part! Delete! Delete!

Ham:
Ow! Easy on the fur "Furious George"!

Titan:
Undiniably Crew member has been detained. Time to activate regulation 815.

Ham:
[sarcasticly] What's regulation 815.

Titan:
[smiles supicoulsy]

Ham:
[tied to the outside of the rocket] Guys! I gotta pee!

Bill Gates:
Oh, I don't know what makes me happier-- Einstein's unified filed theory... or watching monkeys on a treadmill.

Titan:
[singing:] I am Titan, I am strong!

Ham:
[singing:] No one wants to sing along. [throws banana peel at Titan and he slips] Get a life, one two. You're lame, Three, four. [Luna looking at Ham, mad] What?

Dr. Bob:
And to think, I almost dropped out of Havard to start a software company. Who's laughing now, Bill Gates?

Bill Gates:
Memorizing sequences is a vital test of the chimps' brain capacity.