Space Jam: A New Legacy

Lebron James:
I'm a cartoon?

Lebron James:
I bet Will Smith ain't got to deal with this.

Lebron James:
What in The Matrix hell?

Lebron James:
[as "Michael Jordan" enters the locker room] Come on, man, that's Michael B. Jordan. The actor.

Lebron James:
Aahhh! I'm shorter than Kevin Hart!

Lebron James:
I need to assemble an elite team to help get my son back.

Lebron James:
I'm Robin?!

Lebron James:
I've been coaching y'all this whole time! Sylvester over here getting the wrong MJ, Granny's out here having a martini on halftime, and Taz might as well be playing for the other team!

Lebron James:
[Sees The Brow from Goon Squad] Dang, what did they do to my man, A.D.?

Lebron James:
I like to remind myself who I'm playing for. My family. And right now, it's all about Dom.

Lebron James:
[remembering the words Dom said to him] "You never let me just… do me."

Lebron James:
Bugs… Time to do what you guys do best.

Lebron James:
[happily; to Bugs, who ended up in the real world] It's good to see you, buddy.

Bugs Bunny:
[repeated line; to LeBron] What's up, doc?

Bugs Bunny:
You need a dream team.

Bugs Bunny:
What brings you to Tune World, doc?

Bugs Bunny:
So, you want me, a talking cartoon bunny, to play with you, an NBA superstar, in a high-stakes basketball game? [To the camera] Sounds awfully familiar

Bugs Bunny:
[after Al-G changes the Tunes from 2D to 3D] Al-G...THIS MEANS WAR.

Bugs Bunny:
If we're going out, we're going out Looney!

Bugs Bunny:
It's on.

Al-G Rhythm:
Welcome, King James. I am the king of this domain.

Al-G Rhythm:
I'm Al-G Rhythm. And as you might have guessed, I'm an algorithm here at Warner Bros. The studio behind all the classics. But now, it's time for our greatest creation yet, Warner 3000. This will revolutionize the entire entertainment industry, and we want you to be on our team, King James. Now, we know you're busy, but we can make it very easy for you. Because our brand new Warner 3000 technology will scan you right into the movies. Oh, it's like looking into a mirror, huh, LeBron? Think about it, Batman vs. LeBron. LeBron of Thrones. LeBron and the Chamber of Secrets. The possibilities are endless. You'll be the king of Warner Bros. That's the power of Warner 3000. Say yes, LeBron, and together, we'll make mind-blowing entertainment forever.

Al-G Rhythm:
This is the Warner Bros. Serververse.

Al-G Rhythm:
The only way you're getting your son back is if you and I play a little basketball.

Al-G Rhythm:
Pete, send this clown to the rejects.

Al-G Rhythm:
Welcome to the Space Jam!

Al-G Rhythm:
[from trailer] Whoo!

Al-G Rhythm:
Well, if it isn't the old-news Looney Tunes. Looking just as washed up as ever. You know what? I think it’s time for an upgrade. [upgrades the Looney Tunes into their 3D styles] Oh, they’re alive! Alive! Oh, yeah. You're looking sharp, Looney Tunes.

Al-G Rhythm:
Let's get some butts in these seats!

Al-G Rhythm:
Introducing the Goon Squad!

Al-G Rhythm:
Yo, King! You're about to lose your family, your friends, those Tunes, and everything you love.

Al-G Rhythm:
Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so, pfft!

Al-G Rhythm:
[as Granny beats Chronos] What the AARP was that??

Al-G Rhythm:
[last words] Oh, this is not how I wanted to go out!

Daffy Duck:
An orphanage. of course...

Daffy Duck:
Sam, shoot the ball. [Yosemite Sam literally shoots the ball with his two guns, making the other Looney Tune characters run away. When the smoke clears, Daffy's bill, bullet-riddled, is on the other side of his head] Let's try that again, shall we?

Daffy Duck:
[sees his new 3D self in a suit] I look expensive.

Daffy Duck:
Well, that happened.

Daffy Duck:
I'm not a betting duck, but my money's on the other team.

Daffy Duck:
We need a boost, a pick-me-up. [turns his beak back on his face] A secret weapon.

Lola Bunny:
We'll get your son back. I promise.

Lola Bunny:
[after being changed into her 3D style] What in the world?

Lola Bunny:
Come on, guys. The Tune Squad doesn't give up.

Lola Bunny:
I got you, Bron!

Lola Bunny:
I got hops!

Kamiyah James:
You gotta win this game and get our son back.

Dom James:
You never let me do what I wanna do. You never let me just… do me.

Granny:
I'm going old-school on his butt.

Game Commentator 1:
Looks like Wile E.'s in the multiplier.

Foghorn Leghorn:
[as he changes to his 3D style] I say, I say, cock-a-doodle-doo… not do that.

Tweety:
I got her! I got her! [gets squished by Arachnneka] She got me.

White Mamba:
What's up?

Speedy Gonzales:
Adios, goons!

Elmer Fudd:
Sylvester, is that you?

Sylvester:
Sufferin' succotash! What are you doing here?

Granny:
Can’t a lady check her Twitter?

Live-Action Characters:
LeBron James — Himself

Live-Action Characters:
Don Cheadle — Al-G Rhythm

Live-Action Characters:
Cedric Joe — Dom James

Live-Action Characters:
Khris Davis — Malik

Live-Action Characters:
Sonequa Martin-Green — Kamiyah James

Character Voices:
Jeff Bergman — Bugs Bunny, Sylvester, Yosemite Sam, Yogi Bear, Fred Flintstone

Character Voices:
Zendaya — Lola Bunny

Character Voices:
Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias — Speedy Gonzales

Character Voices:
Eric Bauza — Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Foghorn Leghorn, Elmer Fudd, Marvin the Martian

Character Voices:
Candi Milo — Granny

Character Voices:
Bob Bergen — Tweety Bird

Character Voices: Fred Tatasciore Jim Cummings — Taz

Character Voices:
Rosario Dawson — Wonder Woman

Character Voices:
Justin Roiland — Rick and Morty

Character Voices:
Kimberly D. Brooks

Al-G Rhythm:
I’ve searched far and wide for the perfect partner for this launch, and I’ve finally found him, LeBron James.

Pete:
[cooing]

Al-G Rhythm:
[sighs] Pete, he’s a family man, an entrepreneur, a social media superstar with millions of fans worldwide. Algorithmically speaking, he’s more than an athlete. He’s a king.

Pete:
Hmm? [babbles]

Al-G Rhythm:
I know I’m just an algorithm, Pete. That’s precisely why I need King James. I’m stuck inside the Serververse. No one knows who I am or what I do. But that all changes today. Because today, Warner Bros. launches the revolutionary technology that I masterminded. Today, it’s my time to shine. Just look at this guy, Pete. [chuckles] Oh, he is the key element to this entire operation.

Pete:
[babbles]

Al-G Rhythm:
Once I partner with King James and combine his fame with my incredible tech… I will finally get the recognition and respect that I so richly deserve. LeBron James, get ready.

Al-G Rhythm:
[in distorted voice, furiously] AAH!!! WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS, HUH? REJECTING ME?! HUMILIATING ME?! [calms down] Okay. Alright. I tried bein' a team player, but those days are over. I'm done playin' by everybody else's rules. It is MY game now!

LeBron James:
Dom! I’m your father. When I say stop, you stop.

Al-G Rhythm:
Right this way, King James.

LeBron James:
Dom, do not get in that elevator! Come on, Dom. [enters the elevator and closes the door and the elevator goes down] You know I can't let you back outta camp like that. You made a commitment.

Dom:
You make me hate basketball.

LeBron James:
You don't mean that.

Dom:
I do. Everything's always what you want. You never lemme do what I wanna do. You never lemme just...do me! [walks out the elevator]

LeBron James:
[confused] "Do me"? You think I got to "do me" when I was 12? [elevator shows Al-G's logo] Ho-hold up. Wrong floor. [walks out the elevator]

LeBron James:
Dom! What’s going on? Are you okay?

Dom:
Yeah, I’m fine. Wow. This must be some kind of immersive tech like holography with haptic technology, or something like VR…

LeBron James:
Dude, dude, dude. Just tell me what’s going on.

Dom:
Dad, I think we’re digitized. We’re in the computer!

LeBron James:
We’re in the computer?

Dom:
Dad.

LeBron James:
You know I’m claustrophobic.

Dom:
Dad, chill out.

LeBron James:
How do we get out of here?

Dom:
Dad. Dad.

LeBron James:
Where’s the elevators? Hey, Siri, can you let us out of here, please?

Dom:
Siri?

Al-G Rhythm:
[in villainous voice] Who goes there? [LeBron and Dom screams] Who dares disturb the great and powerful Al G.? [chuckles] [in normal voice] Look at your faces. You were terrified! [mimics gasp then laughs] Priceless. See? Nothing to be afraid of.

LeBron James:
The computer’s Black.

Dom:
I can see that.

Al-G Rhythm:
Hello. Hi. Wow. King James. I am a big fan. [chuckles] I just… I don’t know, I thought you’d be taller somehow. Hmm.

Dom:
These graphics are unreal.

Al-G Rhythm:
Right?

LeBron James:
Dom, don’t touch the silver computer man. What’s going on? And who are you, man?

Al-G Rhythm:
Uh… [clears throat] You’re right. Forgive me. Where are my manners? I am King Al G. Rhythm.

LeBron James:
Oh, you’re that guy from the video.

Al-G Rhythm:
Yes, I am. [chuckles] And this… Ha-ha. Oh, gentlemen, this… this is the Warner Bros. Serververse. Just make you feel all insignificant, don’t it?

LeBron James:
[scoffs] Are all computers like this? Dom? Dom?

Al-G Rhythm:
Uh-oh.

LeBron James:
What’d you do to my son? Where’s Dom?

Al-G Rhythm:
Who’s Dom? [chuckles] Dude, chill out. You’re gonna get your son back.

LeBron James:
There better not be a “but” at the end of…

Al-G Rhythm:
But there’s something you’re gonna do for me first.

LeBron James:
Like what?

Al-G Rhythm:
You know, you, uh… [scoffs] You really shouldn’t have rejected my ideas back there. That was a mistake. Now, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to help me fulfill my destiny.

LeBron James:
Listen, man, if you don’t produce my son in five seconds…

Al-G Rhythm:
Eh-eh! Uh-uh. No, no, no. All that pointing and aggression. No, no, no. You’re not running things in here. I am the king of this domain. I’m not your coach. Now, the only way you’re getting your son back is if you and I play a little game called basketball.

LeBron James:
[scoffs] You wanna play me in basketball?

Al-G Rhythm:
Well, you didn’t wanna be in the movies. You wanted to “focus on your game.” Well, guess what? Now you can focus on this game. You and me, we’re gonna put on a show, baby. We are gonna play a game of basketball in front of the largest captive audience ever. All your followers, they’re all gonna be watching. And when they see the two of us together, I will finally step out of the shadows and into the light. And the entire world is gonna know the name of King Al G. Rhythm. [chuckles then sighs] But you know what, I’m a good sport. Tell you what, if you win, you and your son can skedaddle on out of here.

LeBron James:
And what if I lose?

Al-G Rhythm:
Yeah. Wrinkle. If you lose… Well, when you lose, you’re just gonna have to stay here in the Serververse with me… [echoing] forever and ever and ever and ever.

Pete:
Oh!

Al-G Rhythm:
[chuckles] So, you better play like you mean it.

LeBron James:
You know, you think this is a game. I’m calling the authorities on you. ‘Cause what you got going on here…

Al-G Rhythm:
On this phone?

LeBron James:
How’d you do that?

Al-G Rhythm:
LeBron, why are you worried about the authorities when you should be out there looking for a team? Pete, send this clown to the rejects.

LeBron James:
Wait… [screaming]

Al-G Rhythm:
[chuckles] I guess he fell for it.

Bugs Bunny:
[referring to Al-G Rhythm] That nefarious nimrod nixed my nearest and dearest from Tune World.

LeBron James:
He kicked them out?

Bugs Bunny:
Well, not exactly. [fills a mug with carrot juice, flashback begins] He buttered them up, sayin' they were wasting their time, that there was much more to see in the Serververse than old Tune World. [the Looney Tunes except Bugs Bunny, who tries to stop them, get on board a rocket] Made them turn their backs on who they really were. [the rocket launches] They all left! All o' them! [flashback ends, drinks a mug of carrot juice and is also drunk] And I wish them all the best in their new endeavors. [faceplants on a counter]

LeBron James:
Ah, man! Sorry, Bugs. That's terrible. Family's everything.

Bugs Bunny:
[looks up at the portrait of the Looney Tunes] Yep. [blinks sadly] Family.

Bugs Bunny:
I declare this land for planet Earth. [plants an Earth flag]

[a spacecraft lands, multiple doors open up to reveal Marvin the Martian and his pet green dog K9]

Marvin the Martian:
Not so fast, furry creature! [they walk down from the spacecraft, he carries a flag past LeBron's legs] Excuse me.

LeBron James:
Marvin the Martian? For real?!

Marvin the Martian:
[plants a Mars flag] I claim this planet in the Mars!

Bugs Bunny:
[gasps] My goodness. My mistake, partner. I thought this land was in the clear. [winks] Well, we'll just get back in our ship and outta your way.

Marvin the Martian:
Oh it's quite alright. [Bugs turns him around] Everyone makes mistakes.

Bugs Bunny:
[pushing LeBron] C'mon, let's boogie.

LeBron James:
What? We're stealing the ship? I didn't agree to this.

Marvin the Martian:
My ship! [angrily] Ohh, blasted rabbit! [sets his gun to "anti-gravity" mode and shoots at LeBron]

LeBron James:
[floating] Whoa, whoa! Bugs, help! [Bugs grabs his shoelace] Help! Whoa!

Marvin the Martian:
Take this, rabbit! [shoots at Bugs Bunny]

Bugs Bunny:
[holding a mirror] Back at ya! [laser reflects, hitting Marvin, causing him to float, turns to LeBron] Ya comin', Doc, or would ya rather hang back with a cranky Martian and his space mutt?

LeBron James:
[constantly hit in the head by a roof] Just watch out for the... Just watch out for the...OW! I just said watch out for...OW ! Bugs!

[the spacecraft gets off the ground and flies away]

Marvin the Martian:
Humph! You have made me very angry. Very angry indeed!

Rick:
[referring to Taz] We're done running tests on your badger thing. It turns out, his condition is irreversible.

Morty:
I'll never erase what I saw from my brain.

Rick:
He's your problem now, dum-dums! [they speed away]

Daffy Duck:
You know what we're missing?

LeBron James:
Everything. We're missing EVERYTHING.

Bugs Bunny:
Some veteran leadership?

Daffy Duck:
You read my mind.

LeBron James:
Ball. [basketball dispenser shoots a basketball, he catches it in his hands] I need us to focus so we can beat this Al-G guy and I can get my son back.

Daffy Duck:
[steps up] I'm coach. I'll take it from here. The dictionary defines basketball [Bugs Bunny shrinks him] as a game played between 2 teams of 5.

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, look here, Cleveland, we got a certain way of doing things around here.

LeBron James:
Let's start with the basics. Lola, show 'em how we do it.

Daffy Duck:
[walks away] You're despicable.

Lola Bunny:
[dribbles and hoops the ball] Simplest shot in the game. [the Tune Squad are amazed]

Sylvester:
Suffering succotash.

Porky Pig:
Oh, wow!

LeBron James:
Nice layup. That's fundamental basketball.

Daffy Duck:
[normal size] Fundamental basketball. That's what I've been saying. Sam, shoot the ball. [Yosemite Sam literally shoots the ball with his guns and Daffy's beak while the other Tunes run away] Let's try that again, shall we?

LeBron James:
This isn't real basketball.

Bugs Bunny:
You're right, but it's fun! You remember fun, don't ya, doc?

Granny:
Game, blouses! [drops hoop] What? [LeBron rolls his eyes]

Malik:
Zap me into you.

Siri:
Sorry, I didn't understand that.

Malik:
I said "Zap me into you."! Zap me, human, into you, phone! Zap me.

Al–G Rhythm:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first and final Serververse Classic! Oh! Let me tell you what. I know that you are all LeBron's biggest fans. And the King has had a great run, hasn't he? But that's over. That's done now. And it is time for a new king to take the throne!

LeBron James:
This dude is a hater.

Granny:
Haters gonna hate.

Elmer Fudd:
He's a bad guy.

LeBron James:
Big time.

Al–G Rhythm:
So let's lay down some basic rules. If King James wins, you all get to back to your regular, boring lives. But if my team wins, you all get to stay with me in the Serververse forever! [the crowd complain in shock] How 'bout that, huh?

LeBron James:
What?! That wasn't the deal!

Al–G Rhythm:
Oh, yeah. Didn't see that coming, did you?

Daffy Duck:
Well, at least we're good.

Al–G Rhythm:
Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so, pfft!

Elmder Fudd:
Oh, no!

Sylvester:
Deleted?!

Tweety:
That is messed up!

Foghorn Leghorn:
That dude is bad.

Granny:
Why?

Bugs Bunny:
[to Daffy, annoyingly] You just couldn't keep your big beak shut.

Granny:
[angrily smacks Daffy in the back of his head] Blabbermouth!

Daffy Duck:
I deserve that.

Al-G Rhythm:
And now, from the beautiful mind of Dominic James… Introducing… the Goon Squad! [the logo for the Goon Squad pops up] White Mamba!

White Mamba:
[slithers] Wassup? [passes the ball to Wet Fire]

Wet Fire:
[catches the ball] Wet ball, baby. [jumps and explodes]

Al-G Rhythm:
Wet Fire! [Wet Fire passes the ball to Arachnneka] Arachnneka!

Arachnneka:
[spins a cobweb surrounding the ball] Queen of the web. [kisses the ball and throws it in the air]

Al-G Rhythm:
[the Brow soars and catches the ball and lands] And The Brow!

The Brow:
[smacks the ball to the ground] Flyest guy on the Squad.

LeBron James:
Dang, what'd they do to my boy, AD?

Al-G Rhythm:
And this next young man I'm bringing up… Oh, my goodness. Y'all gonna love him. He puts the "G" in "genius." He's my hero on the ones and zeroes. Mr. Dominic James! [holds note]

The Brow:
You goin' down, King James.

Arachnneka:
What's good, baby? [kisses]

LeBron James:
Hey yo, Brow, I think it's time for your eyebrows to break up with each other.

The Brow:
[looks up] Oh?

LeBron James:
They ugly. Let it go.

The Brow:
What'd he mean? What's wrong with 'em?

White Mamba:
[referring to LeBron James] We'll show him who's boss.

Sylvester:
I don't know if this counts as a miracle, but I found Michael Jordan! He was in the audience. I know he can help. [salutes as the theme song plays]

Bugs Bunny:
[stands up] His Airness?!

Daffy Duck:
You found him?

Yosemite Sam:
Oh, I can feel his power already!

Tweety:
[flies by] Ooh! I can hear his shoes!

[a silhouette was walking down and Bugs Bunny's smile grows bigger]

Daffy Duck:
At guard, 6'6" from North Carolina, [the Tune Squad cheer] #23, Michael Jorda-eh-uh?

[the silhouette reveals to be Michael B Jordan, the Tune Squad are shocked and disappointed, Daffy Duck's jaw drops then drops the microphone]

LeBron James:
C'mon, man. That's Michael B Jordan. The actor.

Michael B Jordan:
[waves his hand, Sylvester shakes his hand] I was just gettin' some popcorn and then this cat grabbed me.

Daffy Duck:
We couldn't get Michael A Jordan, so we got Michael B Jordan?!

Elmer Fudd:
How could think he was His Airness? [stretches Sylvester's neck] They look nothing alike!

Sylvester:
It's been 25 years. I thought he aged gracefully.

Michael B Jordan:
This is awkward, um, but I believe in you guys, okay? Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Ya hear me?! CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS, CAN'T LOSE! SAY IT WITH ME...

LeBron James:
Mike. [makes a gesture with his hand as if to say "cut it out"]

Michael B Jordan:
Yeah, you got this. I'm-I'm too much. You're right. I'm sorry. [walks out of the room] I'm-I'mma go back to my seat. You came back 3-1.

Sylvester:
Well...

Michael B Jordan:
You killed it. You can do it again! [Wile E Coyote shrugs]

LeBron James:
Right.

Daffy Duck:
Ugh, well, that was a bust. [throws away the clipboard] Anyone else got any bright ideas?

Dom:
Dad, what are you doing? We're in the middle of a game.

Bugs Bunny:
Hey, what's going on?

Lola Bunny:
I don't know.

Dom:
Dad...

LeBron James:
Dom, your game is amazing, son. But I guess I would’ve known that if I would’ve listened more. I'm sorry I didn’t. For me, when I was a kid, the things that I went through to get where I am now, I had to be a certain way. [sighs] Yeah, it helped me win games, but not so much being a dad. I’m still learning how. You’re teaching me. I want you to be yourself. Do you understand how much I love you? Do you understand how important you are to me? How very special you are? I mean, I don’t even know if I’m saying this right.

[ball bounces off]

Dom:
Sounds right to me. [hugs his dad] I love you, Dad.

LeBron James:
I love you too, son.

[crowd applauding]

Yosemite Sam:
Oh, now, that's beautiful.

Granny:
Let's go!

Yosemite Sam:
Whoo!

Lola Bunny:
I think I'm gonna cry.

Bugs Bunny:
Not me. [wailing]

Lola Bunny:
Bugs, pull it together.

Kamiyah James:
Dom! Dom!

Dom:
[sees his mother Kamiyah along with Darius and Xosha] Mom! Hey, Xosha!

Al-G Rhythm:
[offscreen] Are you serious? [holding the ball] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [crowd quiets and looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?

Dom:
I got this, Dad. [walks towards Al-G]

Al-G Rhythm:
[in normal voice] Oh, what? You got something to say?

Dom:
Yeah. I think you want people to fear you more than anything. And I’m not about that, Al-G. I’m playing with my dad.

Al-G Rhythm:
First of all, it’s Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you’re not. You’re playing against your dad. See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can’t… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye] There’s no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs as Dom walk backs away and joined the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!

Foghorn Leghorn:
I say, I say, good to have you, son.

Daffy Duck:
Great spot for you right here, kid.

Yosemite Sam:
We got ’em now!

Speedy Gonzales:
Bienvenido, señorito! Somebody get him a new jersey.

Elmer Fudd:
Welcome to the hunt.

Sylvester:
Suffering succotash!

Granny:
[holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7] I made this, just in case.

LeBron James:
Thanks, Granny.

Bugs Bunny:
Eh. What’s up, Dom?

Lola Bunny:
Oh, it’s so nice to meet you.

LeBron James:
Here you go, Dom.

Tweety:
Really glad to have you on the team!

Dom:
[holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7] Thanks, Dad.

Al-G Rhythm:
[offscreen] Fine!

[LeBron, Dom and the Tune Squad looks at him anger]

Al-G Rhythm:
You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!

[King Kong gasps, and grunts and Al-G transformed himself into a giant basketball player.]

Lil Rel Howery:
Did you see that?

Ernie Johnson Jr.:
Uh-huh.

Lil Rel Howery:
The man just grew, like, 5 feet.

Al-G Rhythm:
[distorted laugh and transformed into basketball player and wears Goon Squad jersey and the Goons behind him.] [in distorted voice] Yo, King! You're about to lose your family, your friends, those Tunes, and everything you love.

LeBron James:
I don't think so.

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, It's on. [fist-bumps LeBron with his ear]

Bugs Bunny:
We did it. [the Tune Squad looks sadly at him] We're all back together again.

Lola Bunny:
[tearfully] Bugs?

Bugs Bunny:
That’s all folks. [dies and rejuvenates]

Bugs Bunny:
[offscreen] Aw, [LeBron looks at Bugs appears] that’s so sweet. What’s up, Doc?

LeBron James:
[surprised] Bugs! How did you…?

Bugs Bunny:
Come on. You didn’t think you’d get rid of me that easily, did you? I told ya, I’m a Tune, Doc! I can survive anything!

LeBron James:
It’s good to see you, buddy.

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, by the way, you think I could crash at your pad for a few days?

LeBron James:
Of course. There’s more than enough room for you.

Bugs Bunny:
Great! I’ve never been to Tinseltown. I wanna go on a star tour. I hear they love drinking juice here. Oh, do they make carrot juice?

LeBron James:
They juice anything for you here.

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, hey, can I stay for Taco Tuesday?

LeBron James:
Taco Tuesday! No doubt.

Bugs Bunny:
Hope you and Mrs. LeBron got bunk beds ’cause I got some friends who wanna visit.

LeBron James:
Hold up, hold up. Bunk beds?

Bugs Bunny:
That’s right. I brought the whole gang with me!

LeBron James:
What do you mean, “the whole gang”?

Bugs Bunny:
You can’t get rid of us now, Doc. We’re family!

Al-G Rhythm:
[first lines] I've searched far and wide for the perfect partner for this launch, and I've finally found him, LeBron James.

Al-G Rhythm:
[furiously] AAH!!! WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS, HUH? REJECTING ME?! HUMILIATING ME?! [calms down] Okay. Alright. I tried bein' a team player, but those days are over. I'm done playin' by everybody else's rules. It is MY game now!

Al-G Rhythm:
No, Dom. No buts. [in distorted voice] You want your dad to respect you, you beat him in a game of your own creation. Dads don't understand reason, Dom. They understand power. You take the power. You gotta make him respect you. You make him see that you are special.

Al-G Rhythm:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first and final Serververse Classic! Oh! Let me tell you what. I know that you are all LeBron's biggest fans. And the King has had a great run, hasn't he? But that's over. That's done now. And it is time for a new king to take the throne! So let's lay down some basic rules. If King James wins, you all get to back to your regular, boring lives. But if my team wins, you all get to stay with me in the Serververse forever! How 'bout that, huh? Oh, yeah. Didn't see that coming, did you? Oh, boy. Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so, pfft!

Al-G Rhythm:
Are you serious? Make a call, Pete! Oh, you wanna swallow your whistle? [grabs a chair throws to Pete swallow the whistle] Yeah! How'd that taste? Now call the game!

Al-G Rhythm:
Everyone happy, huh? Everybody - Everybody having a good time? Yeah? You having a lot of fun out there? 'Cause that's all what matters, right? Is that you're having fun? [yelling] THAT DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL! WHAT MATTERS THAT I WIN THIS @#$%&@$#^@%#& GAME!! Oh, and you, Dom! HOW are you losing at your OWN game? [in distorted voice] FOR SERVER'S SAKE, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE! I expected a LOT more out of you, son! Get your head in the game! I need to WIN!!! [in normal voice] Yeah. Maybe your dad was right about you. Letting you be you was a mistake.

Al-G Rhythm:
Are you serious? [holding the ball] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?

Al-G Rhythm:
First of all, it's Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you're not. You're playing against your dad. See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can't… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye] There's no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs, Dom walk backs away and joining the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!!

Al-G Rhythm:
[angry] Fine! You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME!!

Lebron James:
Is that Harry Potter world?

Lebron James:
Dom, your game is amazing, son. But I guess I would’ve known that if I would’ve listened more. I'm sorry I didn’t. For me, when I was a kid, the things that I went through to get where I am now, I had to be a certain way. [sighs] Yeah, it helped me win games, but not so much being a dad. I’m still learning how. You’re teaching me. I want you to be yourself. Do you understand how much I love you? Do you understand how important you are to me? How very special you are? I mean, I don’t even know if I’m saying this right.

Lebron James:
[facing the enemy] I don't think so, Al-G Rhythm. once i defeat you you messed with my son, Dom, you messed with me.

Lebron James:
Tune Squad on three. One, two, three… [all] Tune Squad!

Kamiyah James:
Malik, you have zero seconds to tell me where my husband and my son are.

Dominic "Dom" James:
[sadly] My entire character is gone. It's gonna take me at least a week to rebuild.

Dominic "Dom" James:
Sounds right to me.

Dominic "Dom" James:
[confront the enemy] I think you want people to fear you more than anything. And I’m not about that, Al-G. I’m playing with my dad.

Darius James:
[to Dom] I told you not to bring that out here.

Darius James:
[about LeBron] How does he do that?

Xosha James:
Daddy.

Bugs Bunny:
[sighs] Tune World is my home. It's the only place where I can be me, where I belong.

Bugs Bunny:
How big are these butts?

Bugs Bunny:
[to Daffy, annoyed, after Al-G says all the Tune will be deleted if they lose] You just couldn't keep your big beak shut.

Bugs Bunny:
We're getting murderized!

Bugs Bunny:
In and out, crossover, step back, [Lola: Bugs, no!] SHOOT! [starts glitching]

Bugs Bunny:
[before he dies and rejuvenates] That’s all folks.

Bugs Bunny:
Aw, that’s so sweet.

Daffy Duck:
[referring to Granny] She knows time is literally on their side, right?

Lola Bunny:
[to Dom] Oh, it’s so nice to meet you.

Granny:
Oh, don't worry. Time's on our side.

Granny:
Tick-tock. [ages Chronos forward 132 years]

Elmer Fudd:
[referring to Al-G Rhythm] He's a bad guy.

Speedy Gonzales:
[slow-motion] Arriba!!! Arri-- Mi sombrero! Epa, epa, epa! Neo ain't got nothing on me, bro! (Note: "mi sombrero" means "my hat" in Spanish)

Yosemite Sam:
Ooh, you got baggage, lady. I can relate.

Sylvester:
I don't know if this counts as a miracle, but I found Michael Jordan! He was in the audience. I know he can help.

Wile E Coyote:
[sits on an open cooler] Don't ask.

Wet Fire:
Gimme that ball, rabbit!

Arachnneka:
Eat that, eat that, eat that, eat that.

The Brow:
[confronts Tweety] Yeah. Bird versus baby bird.

Chronos:
[when Dame Time comes around] It's the King Stomper!

Ernie Johnson Jr.:
Looks like Wile E's gotten himself mixed up in the machine.

Lil Rel Howery:
Yes, I never doubted you for a second, LeBron! We are goin' home! [he and Ernie get teleported] Thank you so much! You are the Akron Hammer, the Chosen One! King James, man! [LeBron's followers get teleported too] I love you! [he cries joyfully] We going home!

Marvin the Martian:
I claim this planet in the name of Mars!

Fred Flintstone:
Yabba Dabba Doo!

Yogi Bear:
Hey, Boo-Boo!