Space Jam: A New Legacy2021

Al–G Rhythm:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first and final Serververse Classic! Oh! Let me tell you what. I know that you are all LeBron's biggest fans. And the King has had a great run, hasn't he? But that's over. That's done now. And it is time for a new king to take the throne!

LeBron James:
This dude is a hater.

Granny:
Haters gonna hate.

Elmer Fudd:
He's a bad guy.

LeBron James:
Big time.

Al–G Rhythm:
So let's lay down some basic rules. If King James wins, you all get to back to your regular, boring lives. But if my team wins, you all get to stay with me in the Serververse forever! [the crowd complain in shock] How 'bout that, huh?

LeBron James:
What?! That wasn't the deal!

Al–G Rhythm:
Oh, yeah. Didn't see that coming, did you?

Daffy Duck:
Well, at least we're good.

Al–G Rhythm:
Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so, pfft!

Elmder Fudd:
Oh, no!

Sylvester:
Deleted?!

Tweety:
That is messed up!

Foghorn Leghorn:
That dude is bad.

Granny:
Why?

Bugs Bunny:
[to Daffy, annoyingly] You just couldn't keep your big beak shut.

Granny:
[angrily smacks Daffy in the back of his head] Blabbermouth!

Daffy Duck:
I deserve that.

Al-G Rhythm:
And now, from the beautiful mind of Dominic James… Introducing… the Goon Squad! [the logo for the Goon Squad pops up] White Mamba!

White Mamba:
[slithers] Wassup? [passes the ball to Wet Fire]

Wet Fire:
[catches the ball] Wet ball, baby. [jumps and explodes]

Al-G Rhythm:
Wet Fire! [Wet Fire passes the ball to Arachnneka] Arachnneka!

Arachnneka:
[spins a cobweb surrounding the ball] Queen of the web. [kisses the ball and throws it in the air]

Al-G Rhythm:
[the Brow soars and catches the ball and lands] And The Brow!

The Brow:
[smacks the ball to the ground] Flyest guy on the Squad.

LeBron James:
Dang, what'd they do to my boy, AD?

Al-G Rhythm:
And this next young man I'm bringing up… Oh, my goodness. Y'all gonna love him. He puts the "G" in "genius." He's my hero on the ones and zeroes. Mr. Dominic James! [holds note]