Sparkler

Melba:
I'm looking for an old friend of mine.

Old Lady:
What's her name?

Melba:
Dottie Delgato.

Old Lady:
Dottie? Well, they all seemed to be named Dottie these days. Dottie, Tammy, Crystal, Vanna - Oh, that's a big one now! Did she have a stage name?

Melba:
At the Tropicana I believe they called her Lady Luck.

Old Lady:
Lady Luck? That's original. Did, uh, did she play with feathers?

Melba:
I don't think so.

Old Lady:
Appliances?

Melba:
Not to my knowledge. I do believe she did things with a baton.

Old Lady:
Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah! Lady Luck, loves to f***!

Melba:
Hello! It's a beautiful day! There's gonna be a beep, and you talk to it. Okay? And... okay!