Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Spider-Man: Homecoming is a 2017 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character Spider-Man and is part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The film is about a teenage boy living a double life in New York City as a vigilante using spider-like abilities. The film stars Tom Holland as Peter Parker / Spider-Man, Michael Keaton, Jon Favreau, Zendaya, Donald Glover, Tyne Daly, with Marisa Tomei, and Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man.

Year:
2017
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Homework can wait. The city can't.

[Iron Man has a heart-to-heart with Spider-Man after saving the Staten Island Ferry]

Tony Stark:
Previously on Peter Screws the Pooch, I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multi-million dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the one thingl I told you not to do.

Peter:
Is everyone okay?

Stark:
No thanks to you.

Peter:
No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you'd just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here.

[Tony Stark steps out of the suit to reveal that he IS actually there]

Stark:
I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Did you know that I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid.

Peter:
I'm 15.

Stark:
No, this is where you ZIP IT, all right? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience.

Peter:
Yes sir. I'm sorry.

Stark:
"Sorry" doesn't cut it.

Peter:
I understand. I just wanted to be like you.

Stark:
And I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back.

Peter:
For how long?

Stark:
Forever.

Peter:
No! No, no, no! Please, please, please.

Stark:
Let's have it.

Peter:
You don't understand. This is all I have. I'm nothing without this suit.

Stark:
If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it. Okay? Gosh, I sound like my dad.

Peter:
[Quietly] I don't have any other clothes.

Stark:
Okay, we'll sort that out.

[Adrian Toomes drives his daughter and Peter Parker to Homecoming]

Adrian Toomes:
So, what are you gonna do, Pete?

Peter:
Huh?

Toomes:
After you graduate? What are you gonna do?

Peter:
Um, I don't know.

Toomes:
I just figure, with you guys going to that school, you pretty much have your whole lives planned out, right?

Liz:
Peter has an internship with Tony Stark, so I'm pretty sure he doesn't have to worry.

Toomes:
Really? Stark? What do you do?

Peter:
[Nervous] Actually, I don't intern for him anymore.

Liz:
Really?

Peter:
Yeah, it got... boring.

Liz:
Boring? You got to hang out with Spider-Man!

Toomes:
Really? Spider-Man?! What's he like?

Peter:
Yeah, he's... nice. Solid dude.

Toomes:
I've seen you around, right? Because, even the voice...

Liz:
He does academic decathlon, and he was at my party.

Peter:
It was a great party, really beautiful house, lots of windows...

Liz:
You were there for like, two seconds.

Peter:
I was there longer than two seconds.

Liz:
You disappeared, like you always do, like you did in D.C., too.

Toomes:
[Considering these details] Terrible what happened down there in D.C., though. Pretty scary. Bet you were glad that your old pal Spider-Man showed up in the elevator, though?

Peter:
I actually... didn't go up that day, I saw it off on the ground.

Toomes:
Good old Spider-Man. [They arrive at Homecoming] You head in there, gumdrop. I'm gonna give Peter the old "dad talk".

Liz:
[To Peter] Don't let him intimidate you. Have a safe flight!

Toomes:
[Turning to Peter] Does she know?

Peter:
Know what?

Toomes:
So she doesn't, good. Close to the vest, I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date! Peter, nothing is more important to me than family. You saved my daughter's life, and I could never forget something like that, so I'll give you one chance. You ready? You walk through those doors, and you forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, because if you do, I will kill you, and everyone that you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand? I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?

Peter:
...Thank you.

Toomes:
You're welcome. Now, you go in there, and you show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good.


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