Spider-Plant Man

Reporter:
What are the chances of one of these plants biting an amateur photographer?

Peter Piper:
...the bat-mobile?

Batman:
No. The bat-Cleo!

Batman:
Spider-plant man, you've tangled your last tendril! Prepare to meet your bat-doom! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Peter Piper:
[re-enters the screen with a plastic cup of coffee] Oh, sorry...!

Batman:
...ha ha ha!

Batman:
So, Spider-Plant man, we meet at last.

Peter Piper:
I know that voice! Come out where I can see you, Green Goblin!

Batman:
Try again.

Peter Piper:
Oooh, I should've known it was you, Dr. Octopus!

Batman:
Noo...

Peter Piper:
The Itchy scawl?

Batman:
No...

Peter Piper:
Not, the human man!

Peter Piper:
[Batman steps out of the darkness] Batman!