Stallions de Amor

Buffy Stallion:
Oh you are 100% hammered and not in the way you like.

Officer Bee:
Legs that just don't quit. Abs that you can grate cheese on. And what looks to be the biggest clitoris I've ever seen.

Merlinda Stallion:
You killing me? Nooooo!

Buffy Stallion:
Excuse me? What're you doing here? Do you have something to say? Just spit it out if you do. I'm afraid I don't need any coffee... I usually do, I take it black!

Buffy Stallion:
What'd you win an award for? Being a horrible horrible lawyer?

Victor Sage:
Achievement in Tort Litigation!

Maria Guadalupe:
If I were ju I'd be on my best behavior. That is unless you want to lose your yob.

Merlinda Stallion:
People like me don't die!

Ricky Martin-ez:
Aye she was so handsome!

Buffy Stallion:
Well well well. Look who finally decided to show mother some respect.

Buck Stallion:
You know how I feel about coffins after that time you buried me alive.

Buffy Stallion:
I was nineteen!

Prudencia Stallion:
May the baby Jesus carry her in his little baby arms up to the heavens with all the angels and the archangels and the gods of Mount Olympus where she can meet with her patron saint, St. Berlinda, who will wrap her in a quilt of love - Merlinda I would have wrapped you in a quilt of love. Even your own children could only spring for a skanky casket like this.

Merlinda Stallion:
You piece of trash! You walking trashbag! Get away from me, go!