Star Kid

Spencer Griffith:
  Hello?

Phase One Assault Cyborsuit:
  Hello?

Spencer:
  You can talk?

Cyborsuit:
  You can talk?

Spencer:
  Of course I can talk.

Cyborsuit:
  Of course I can talk.

Spencer:
  Cut it out.

Cyborsuit:
  Cut it out.  Language data reoriented to English.

Cyborsuit:
  [to Turbo]  You are USAD—

Spencer:
  No, USDA.

Cyborsuit:
  —er, USDA choice dead meat.

Spencer:
  What do you call a cow with no feet?

Cyborsuit:
  Insufficient data.

Spencer:
  Err!  Wrong!  "Ground beef," get it?

Cyborsuit:
  [silence]

Spencer:
  We better hit the road.

Cyborsuit:
  We must strike asphalt.

Spencer:
  Oahh!  What is this?

Cyborsuit:
  One synthesised nebular burger.  All non-essential compounds have been filtered out.

Spencer:
  Oh.  I'm eating a Cyborsuit turd.

Spencer Griffith:
Check it out: I'm Shaquille O'Neal.

Spencer Griffith:
Hello, Crystal Bluff.  There's a new kid in town.

Spencer Griffith:
[after being attacked by a broodwarrior]  Why does everyone want to beat me up?

Spencer Griffith:
It's head-crushing time.

Phase One Assault Cyborsuit:
[to Turbo]  There is no escape, Earthling.

Phase One Assault Cyborsuit:
I am a prototype.

Phase One Assault Cyborsuit:
I am sorry, Earth biotic Spencer.

Manfred "Turbo" Bruntley:
Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

Manfred "Turbo" Bruntley:
You are USDA choice dead meat.

Manfred "Turbo" Bruntley:
Don't take my brain!  I can get you lots of brains!

Manfred "Turbo" Bruntley:
[about the broodwarrior]  He's humongous.  I bet he doesn't even [[work outvoted is on a new

Stacey Griffith:
I can't babysit the little scab juice tonight!

Stacey Griffith:
A little survival tip: stay out of my way!

Janet Holloway:
  I used to be scared to death of spiders.  [places tarantula in Spencer's hands]  Hold still now.  Yeah, I almost fainted once when a little garden spider crawled into my bedroom.  Yeah, I told my dad about it; you know what he did?  He bought me a tarantula just like Leo G there.  He knew I'd have to change my tarantula's water, and that meant sticking my hand in the terrarium.  If I didn't give him water, the tarantula would die.  My dad figured I couldn't let that happen, even to a spider.  He was right: I stuck my hand in that terrarium—oh, that first time.  Oh, man, I was so scared.  But you know what?  It got easier.  Pretty soon, I wasn't even scared anymore.  In fact, I go so into spiders, I started studying them, and I found science, and I became the world's greatest science teacher.  …  Point is, if you run away from the things you're scared of, it doesn't get any better.  The fear doesn't go away; in fact, it just gets worse.  Trust me.

Nadia:
  [selling Cyborsuit shirts to fellow kids]  Look, we gotta make a profit here.  You're just gonna have to tell your mom to increase your allowance.

Narrator:
  [from the trailer]  …comes the story of two friends who must join forces to save two worlds…if they don't destroy this one first.

Tagline:
You know what they say, if the cyborsuit fits, go kick some alien butt!

Notable Credits:
In Memory of Soraya Amin