Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan

Saavik:
Any suggestions, Admiral?

Kirk:
Prayer, Mr. Saavik. The Klingons don't take prisoners.

Kirk:
Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young, Doctor.

David Marcus:
Scientists have always been pawns of the military.

Carol Marcus:
Please tell me what you're feeling.

Kirk:
There's a man out there I haven't seen in 15 years who's trying to kill me. You show me a son that'd be happy to help. My son. My life that could have been... and wasn't. How do I feel? Old. Worn out.

Carol Marcus:
Let me show you something that will make you feel young as when the world was new.

Spock:
If I may be so bold, it was a mistake for you to accept promotion. Commanding a starship is your first, best destiny; anything else is a waste of material.

Kirk:
I would not presume to debate you.

Spock:
That is wise. Were I to invoke logic, however, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Kirk:
Or the one.

Spock:
You are my superior officer. You are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours.

Spock:
Jim, be careful.

McCoy:
*We* will.

Saavik:
Permission to speak freely, sir?

Kirk:
Granted.

Saavik:
I do not believe this was a fair test of my command abilities.

Kirk:
And why not?

Saavik:
Because... there was no way to win.

Kirk:
A no-win situation is a possibility every commander may face. Has that never occurred to you?

Saavik:
No sir, it has not.

Kirk:
How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn't you say?

Saavik:
As I indicated, Admiral, that thought had not occurred to me.

Kirk:
Well, now you have something new to think about. Carry on.

Spock:
He is intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates 2 dimensional thinking.

Kirk:
Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead.

McCoy:
Damn it Jim, what the hell is the matter with you? Other people have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?

Kirk:
Khan, you bloodsucker. You're gonna have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

Khan:
Kirk. You're still alive, old friend.

Kirk:
Still, "old friend." You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.

Khan:
Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral.

Kirk:
Khan... Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're gonna have to come down here. You're gonna have to come down here.

Khan:
I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive.

Kirk:
KHAAANNNN.

Kirk:
KHAAANNNN.

Spock:
The Kobayashi Maru scenario frequently wreaks havoc on students and equipment. As I recall you took the test three times yourself. Your final solution was, shall we say, unique?

Kirk:
It had the virtue of never having been tried.

Saavik:
Admiral, may I ask you a question?

Kirk:
What's on your mind, Lieutenant?

Saavik:
The Kobayashi Maru, sir.

Kirk:
Are you asking me if we're playing out that scenario now?

Saavik:
On the test, sir. Will you tell me what you did? I would really like to know.

McCoy:
Lieutenant, you are looking at the only Starfleet cadet who ever beat the no-win scenario.

Saavik:
How?

Kirk:
I reprogrammed the simulation so it was possible to rescue the ship.

Saavik:
What?

David Marcus:
He cheated.

Kirk:
I changed the conditions of the test. I got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose.

Saavik:
Then you never faced that situation. Faced death.

Kirk:
I don't believe in the no-win scenario.

Saavik:
He's never what I expect, sir.

Spock:
What surprises you, Lieutenant?

Saavik:
He's so - human.

Spock:
Nobody's perfect, Saavik.

McCoy:
Where are we going?

Kirk:
Where they went.

McCoy:
Suppose they went nowhere?

Kirk:
Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all.

Khan:
These people have sworn to live and die at my command two hundred years before you were born. Do you mean he never told you the tale? To amuse your Captain, no? Never told you how the Enterprise picked up the Botany Bay lost in space from the year 1996 with myself and ship's company in cryogenic freeze?

Capt. Terrell:
I never even met Admiral Kirk.

Khan:
Admiral? Admiral? Admiral... Never told you how 'Admiral' Kirk sent seventy of us into exile in this barren sandheap with only the contents of this cargo bay to sustain us?

Chekov:
You lie. On Ceti Alpha V there was life. A fair chance...

Khan:
This is Ceti Alpha V.

Khan:
You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later as they grow follows madness and death.

Chekov:
Khan, listen to me...

Khan:
These are pets, of course. Not quite domesticated.

Kirk:
I would not presume to debate you.

Spock:
That is wise.

Saavik:
You lied.

Spock:
I exaggerated.

Khan:
Ah Kirk, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space.

Joachim:
They're still running with shields down.

Khan:
Of course! We're one big happy fleet! Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?

Khan:
It is very cold in space!

Capt. Terrell:
Chekov, are you *sure* these are the correct coordinates?

Chekov:
This is the garden spot of Ceti Alpha Six!

David Marcus:
Every time we have dealings with Starfleet, I get nervous.

David Marcus:
Remember that overgrown Boy Scout you used to hang around with? That's excatly the kind of guy...

Carol Marcus:
Listen, kiddo, Jim Kirk was *many* things, but he was *never* a Boy Scout!

David Marcus:
Don't have kittens, Genesis is going to work. You'll be remembered in one breath with Newton, Einstein, Surak!

Carol Marcus:
Huh! No respect from my offspring!

Khan:
Ah. Not so wounded as we were led to believe. So much the better.

Khan:
To the last, I will grapple with thee.

Khan:
From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

Kirk:
We are gathered here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. But it should be noted that this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.

Kirk:
I suppose you're about to remind me that logic alone dictates your actions?

Spock:
I would not remind you of that which you know so well.

Khan:
I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up.

McCoy:
Dear Lord. You think we're intelligent enough to... suppose... what if this thing were used where life already exists?

Spock:
It would destroy such life in favor of its new matrix.

McCoy:
"Its new matrix"? Do you have any idea what you're saying?

Spock:
I was not attempting to evaluate its moral implications, Doctor. As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create.

McCoy:
Not anymore; now we can do both at the same time. According to myth, the Earth was created in 6 days. Now, watch out. Here comes Genesis. We'll do it for you in 6 minutes.

Spock:
Really, Dr. McCoy. You must learn to govern your passions; they will be your undoing. Logic suggests...

McCoy:
Logic? My God, the man's talking about logic; we're talking about universal armageddon.

Kirk:
You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman you keep missing the target.

Kirk:
Stand by to receive our transmission.

Kirk:
Mr. Sulu, lock phasers on target.

Saavik:
Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical.

Kirk:
We learn by doing.

David Marcus:
Lieutenant Saavik was right: You never have faced death.

Kirk:
No. Not like this. I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing.

David Marcus:
You knew enough to tell Saavik that how we face death is at least as important as how we face life.

Kirk:
Just words.

David Marcus:
But good words. That's where ideas begin. Maybe you should listen to them. I was wrong about you. And I'm sorry.

Kirk:
Is that what you came here to say?

David Marcus:
Mainly. And also that I'm proud - very proud - to be your son.

McCoy:
He's not really dead. As long as we remember him.

Kirk:
It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before. A far better resting place that I go to than I have ever known.

Carol Marcus:
Is that a poem?

Kirk:
No. Something Spock was trying to tell me. On my birthday.

McCoy:
You okay, Jim? How do you feel?

Kirk:
Young. I feel young.

Kirk:
Spock.

Spock:
Ship... out of danger?

Kirk:
Yes.

Spock:
Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...

Kirk:
...the needs of the few.

Spock:
...Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?

Kirk:
Spock...

Spock:
I have been and always shall be your friend.

Spock:
Live long and prosper.

Captain Terrell:
Sir, I demand...

Khan:
You are in a position to demand *nothing*. I, on the other hand, am in a position to *grant* nothing.

Khan:
THIS IS CETI ALPHA V... Ceti Alpha VI exploded six months after we were left here.

David Marcus:
RELIANT is supposed to be at OUR disposal, not vice-versa.

Sulu:
So much for a little training cruise.

Khan:
Let them eat static.

Dr. McCoy:
Did she change her hairstyle?

Kirk:
I hadn't noticed.

Dr. McCoy:
Wonderful stuff, that Romulan Ale.

Dr. McCoy:
It never rains but it pours.

Kirk:
As a doctor, you of all people should be aware of the dangers of reopening old wounds.

Captain Clark Terrell:
Maybe it's something we can transplant, uhm?

Cmdr. Pavel Chekov:
You *know* what she'll say.

Dr. Carol Marcus:
Can I cook, or can't I?

Scotty:
The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree, so don't give me too many bumps.

Spock:
You proceed from a false assumption. I am a Vulcan. I have no ego to bruise.

Spock:
We are now in violation of treaty, Captain.

Kirk:
Romulan Ale. Why, Bones, you know this is illegal.

McCoy:
I only use it for medicinal purposes.

Kirk:
Scotty! Go Sulu!

Kirk:
Kirk to Enterprise.

Spock:
Spock here.

Kirk:
Captain Spock, damage report.

Spock:
Admiral, if we go "by the book". like Lieutenant Saavik, hours could seem like days.

Kirk:
I read you captain. Let's have it.

Spock:
The situation is grave, Admiral. We won't have main power for six "days". Auxiliary power has temporarily failed. Restoration may be possible, in two "days". By the book, Admiral.

Kirk:
Meaning you can't even beam us back?

Spock:
Not at present.

Kirk:
Captain Spock, if you don't hear from us within one hour, your orders are to restore what power you can, take the Enterprise to the nearest star base, and alert Starfleet Command as soon as you're out of jamming range.

Commander Nyota Uhura:
Sir, we won't leave you behind!

Kirk:
Uhura, if you don't hear from us, there won't be anybody behind. Kirk out.

Preston:
I believe you'll find everything ship-shape Admiral.

Kirk:
Oh do you? Do you have any idea, Midshipman Preston, how many times I have had to listen to Mr. Scott on the comm, telling me his trouble? Do you have any idea of the ribbing I've had to endure in the officers' mess... to the effect that the Enterprise is a flying death trap?

Preston:
Oh, no sir! Wha... this is the finest engine room in the whole Starfleet! If the Admiral can't see the facts for himself, then, with all due respect, he's as blind as a Tiberian bat!

Scotty:
Ahem!

Preston:
Sir!

Kirk:
Midshipman. You're a tiger.

Scotty:
My sister's youngest, Admiral. Crazy to get to space.

Kirk:
Every young man's fantasy. Seem to remember it myself.

Chekov:
Oh, sir, it was Khan! We picked him up on Ceti Alpha Five... He put... creatures... in our bodies... to control our minds. He must us... say lies... do things. He thought he controlled us, but he did not. The Captain was strong.

McCoy:
"Where are you going"?

Kirk:
"Where they went".

McCoy:
"What if they went nowhere"?

Kirk:
"Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all".

Referring to Khan, going into the Nebula, Kirk says,” I’ll say this for him, he’s consistent.”

I’ve always wondered, if it may have been written, “he’s “persistent”, instead of “consistent”