Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Sybok:
Shakari.

Korrd:
Kuitu.

Caithlin Dar:
Vortavor.

St. John Talbot:
Eden.

Sybok:
Sha Ka Ri... the source... Heaven... Eden... call it what yu will. The Klingons call it "Kuitu". For Romulans it's "Vortavor". The Andorian word is... is unpronouncable.

"God":
You doubt me?

Kirk:
I seek proof.

McCoy:
Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for His I.D.

Kirk:
What is this power you have to control the minds of my crew?

Sybok:
I don't control minds. I free them.

Kirk:
Damn it, Bones, you're a doctor. You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with a wave of a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away. I need my pain.

Spock:
Perhaps "because it is there" is not sufficient reason for climbing a mountain.

Kirk:
I've always known I'll die alone.

Spock:
He reminds me of someone I knew in my youth

Bones:
Why, Spock, I didn't know you had one.

Scotty:
I know this ship like the back of my hand.

Kirk:
Excuse me... Excuse me... I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?

Kirk:
Come on. Spock... Why didn't you jump in?

Spock:
I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the words.

McCoy:
It's a song, you green-blooded... Vulcan. You sing it. The words aren't important. What's important is that you have a good time singing it.

Spock:
Oh, I am sorry Doctor. Were we having a good time?

McCoy:
God I liked him better before he died.

Spock:
Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.

Kirk:
Hi, Bones. Mind if we drop in for dinner?

J'Onn:
Where did you get this power?

Sybok:
The power was within you.

J'Onn:
I feel as if a weight has been lifted from my heart. How can I repay you for this miracle?

Spock:
Join my quest.

J'Onn:
What is it you seek?

Sybok:
What you seek. What all men have sought since time began. Ultimate knowledge.

Spock:
I've lost a brother.

Kirk:
I had lost a brother once. Would you like to hear how I got him back?

McCoy:
I thought you said men like us don't have families.

Kirk:
I was wrong.

McCoy:
Jim... if you ask me, and you haven't, I think this is a terrible idea. We're bound to bump into the Klingons, and they don't exactly like you.

Kirk:
Feeling's mutual.

Scotty:
USS Enterprise shakedown cruise report. I think this 'new' ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right?

Kirk:
Damn it Spock, God damn it.

Spock:
Captain, what I have done__

Kirk:
__What you have done is betray every one on the ship.

Spock:
Worse, I have betrayed you. I do not expect you to forgive me.

Kirk:
Forgive you? I ought to knock you on your God damn ass.

Spock:
If you think it would help?

McCoy:
You want me to hold him Jim?

Sybok:
Spock. It's me. It's Sybok. After all these years you've finally caught up with me. Don't you have anything to say to me?

Spock:
You are... under arrest. For seventeen violations of the Neutral Zone Treaty.

Kirk:
I miss my old chair.

Spock:
Captain.

Kirk:
Spock, we're on leave you can call me 'Jim'.

Spock:
Jim.

Kirk:
Yes, Spock?

Spock:
Life... is not a dream.

Kirk:
Go to sleep, Spock.

Sybock:
Your pain runs deep.

J'Onn:
What do you know of my pain?

Sybock:
Let us explore it... together. Each man hides a secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me... and gain strength from the sharing.

Kirk:
Spock, my top priority right now is to regain control of the ship. After that, you can debate Shakari until you're green in the face.

Spock:
This is a new brig, Captain. Completely escape-proof. To guarantee that, they used the most intelligent, most resourceful person they could find. He was unable to escape.

Kirk:
This person didn't happen to have pointed ears, and a propensity for getting his shipmates in trouble, did he?

Spock:
He did have pointed ears.

Sybok:
It runs deep. Share it with me.

Dr McCoy:
All that time in space, getting on each other's nerves. And what do we do when shore leave comes along? We spend it together. Other people have families.

Kirk:
Other people, Bones. Not us.

Sulu:
We've been caught in a blizzard.

Chekov:
And we can't see a thing. Request you direct us to the coordinates.

Uhura:
My scanners show clear skies and 70 degrees.

Chekov:
Sulu, the sun's come out. It's a miracle.

Kirk:
Spock?

Spock:
Yes, captain?

Kirk:
Be one with the horse.

Spock:
Yes, captain.

McCoy:
I'll tell you one thing, Spock: You never cease to amaze me.

Spock:
Nor I, myself.

Sybok:
The people of your world once believed the world was flat. Columbus proved it was round. They said the sound barrier could never be broken!... It was broken. They said warp-speed could not be accomplished.

Spock:
General, I am in need your assistance.

Korrd:
MY assistance?

Spock:
You are his superior officer.

Korrd:
I am a foolish old man!

Spock:
Damn you sir! You *will* try!

Scotty:
Would you care for a wee bit of scotch whiskey?

Kirk:
Engine room!

Scotty:
Scotty here.

Kirk:
We'll need all the power you can muster, mister.

Scotty:
Don't you worry, Captain. We'll beat those Klingon devils, even if I have to get out and push.

Kirk:
I hope it won't come to that, Mr. Scott.

Kirk:
All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer by.

McCoy:
Melville...

Spock:
...John Maysfield.

McCoy:
Are you sure about that?

Spock:
I am well-versed in the classics, Doctor.

McCoy:
Then how come you don't know "Row, Row, Row Your Boat?"

Kirk:
We're too heavy.

McCoy:
Must be all those marsh-melons!

Kirk:
Well, don't just stand there. God's a busy man!

St. John Talbot:
And tell me, Miss Dar, how did you end up stuck here, in the armpit of the galaxy?

Caithlin Dar:
I volunteered.

St. John Talbot:
Volunteered?

Young Sarek:
...So human.

Chekov:
Admit it, we're lost.

Sulu:
All right, we're lost. But we're making good time!

Spock:
Bipodal seeds, Doctor?

McCoy:
Beans, Spock. But no ordinary beans. These are from a special Southern recipe handed down by my father. And if you stick your Vulcan nose up at these, you're not only insulting me, but generations of McCoys.

Spock:
In that case, I have little choice but to sample your beans.

Scotty, just before knocking himself out by walking into a ceiling divider:
"I know this ship like the back of my hand!"

Sybok:
Your pain runs deep.

J'onn:
What do you know of my pain?

Sybok:
Let us explore it together. Each man hides a secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me, and gain strength for the sharing.

J'onn:
Where did you get this power?

Sybok:
The power was within you.

J'onn:
I feel... as if a weight has been lifted from my heart. How can I repay you for this miracle?

Sybok:
Join my quest.

J'onn:
What is it you seek?

Sybok:
What you seek. What all men have sought since time began. The ultimate knowledge.

Spock:
[To Kirk while he is climbing] Concentration is vital. You must be one with the rock.

James T. Kirk:
Spock, I appreciate your concern, but if you don't stop bothering me, I'm liable to be one with the (Kirk slips off the rock face) GROUND!

Pavel Chekov:
Admit - we're lost!

Hikaru Sulu:
Alright, we're lost; but we're making good time.

Uhura :
[Over communticator] Commander Sulu.

Hikaru Sulu:
I don't believe this! Commander Sulu here.

Uhura:
Sorry boys; shore leave's been cancelled. Proceed to the beam up point.

Pavel Chekov:
Rescued at last! Wait, if you tell them that we're lost we'll never live it down.

Uhura:
Is there a problem gentlemen?

Hikaru Sulu:
Yes, uh, we've been caught in....we've been caught in a blizzard!

Pavel Chekov:
[rolls eyes at Sulu and imitates wind blowing] And we can't see a thing!

Uhura:
My visual says sunny skies and seventy degrees.

Pavel Chekov:
[Stops blowing, deadpans] Sulu look.....the sun's come out..it's a miracle!

Uhura:
Don't worry boys - your secret's safe with me. I'll send a shuttle to pick you up.

Hikaru Sulu:
Thanks Uhura, I owe you one!

Spock:
Captain.

James T. Kirk:
Spock, we're on leave. You can call me Jim.

Spock:
Jim.

James T. Kirk:
Yes, Spock?

Spock:
Life is not a dream.

James T. Kirk:
Go to sleep, Spock.

Spock:
Yes, Captain.

James T. Kirk:
Good night, Bones.

Leonard McCoy:
Good night, Jim.

James T. Kirk:
Good night, Spock.

Spock:
Good night, Doctor.

James T. Kirk:
Good night, Spock.

Spock:
Good night, Captain.

James T. Kirk:
I don't know... I just don't know.

Montgomery Scott:
[about ship status] All I can say is they don't make them like they used to.

James T. Kirk:
You told me you could get this ship operational in two weeks. I gave you three, what happened?

Montgomery Scott:
I think you gave me too much time, Captain.

James T. Kirk:
Very well, Mr Scott. Carry on.

Montgomery Scott:
Aye, sir. [spots a nearby engineer] How many times do I have to tell you-- the right tool for the right job!

Leonard McCoy:
[laughs] I don't think I've ever seen him happier.

[They enter the turbolift]

Computer:
Lev-Lev-Level?

James T. Kirk:
Bridge. I hope. I could use a shower.

Spock:
[looking at Kirk for several seconds] Yes.

Leonard McCoy:
Jim... if you ask me, and you haven't, I think this is a terrible idea. We're bound to bump into the Klingons. And they don't exactly like you.

James T. Kirk:
The feeling's mutual. Engine room.

Montgomery Scott:
[over the intercom] Scotty here.

James T. Kirk:
We'll need all the power you can muster, mister.

Montgomery Scott:
Don't you worry, Captain. We'll beat those Klingon devils, even if I have to get out and push.

James T. Kirk:
I hope it won't come to that, Mr. Scott.

Uhura:
[After performing a titillating fan dance] Hello, boys! I've always wanted to play to a... captive audience! [The guards have fallen for the trap.]

Guards:
Awww Damn!

James T. Kirk:
Prepare to initiate emergencey landing plan B.

Pavel Chekov:
What's emergencey landing plan B?

Montgomery Scott:
I don't have a clue.

James T. Kirk:
B as in barricade!

Montgomery Scott:
He can't be serious!

James T. Kirk:
I ordered you to defend your ship!

Spock:
You ordered me to kill my brother.

James T. Kirk:
The man may be a fellow Vulcan, but that doesn't mean...

Spock:
No, you do not understand. Sybok is also a son of Sarek.

James T. Kirk:
You mean he's your brother brother? (Spock looks at him quizzically) You made that up!

Spock:
I did not.

James T. Kirk:
You did too. Sybok couldn't possible be your brother because I happen to know for a fact that you don't have a brother.

Spock:
Technically, you are correct. I do not have a brother.

James T. Kirk:
There, you see...

Spock:
I have a half-brother.

James T. Kirk:
[exasperated]I gotta sit down.

James T. Kirk:
[responds to tapping within the wall] What's that noise?

Spock:
[tapping continues] I believe it is a primitive form of communication known as Morse Code.

James T. Kirk:
You're right. I'm out of practice. That's an "S."

Spock:
A "T."

James T. Kirk:
"A." "N." Uh, "D." End of word.

Leonard McCoy:
"Stand."

James T. Kirk:
New word. "B." "A." Um...

Spock:
"C." "K."

Leonard McCoy:
"Back." "Stand back."

James T. Kirk, Spock, Leonard McCoy:
Stand back?

[The wall explodes]

Montgomery Scott:
[peering through the blasted hole] What are you standing around for? Do you not know a jailbreak when you see one?

James T. Kirk:
Mr. Scott, you're amazing.

Montgomery Scott:
There's nothing amazing about it. [walks away, speaking to himself] I know this ship like the back of my hand. [Klunk!-Smacks into a utility pipe and knocks himself out.]

James T. Kirk:
What is this power you have to control the minds of my crew?

Sybok:
I don't control minds. I free them.

Leonard McCoy:
How?

Sybok:
By making you face, and draw strength from it. Once that's done fear cannot stop you.

"God":
You doubt me?

James T. Kirk:
I seek proof.

Leonard McCoy:
Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his I.D.

"God":
Then here is the proof you seek. [shoots Kirk with a lightning bolt]

Spock:
Please, Captain...not in front of the Klingons.