Starcrash

The Emperor:
You know, my son, I wouldn't be Emperor of the Galaxy if I didn't have some powers at my disposal. Imperial Battleship, halt the flow of time!

Elric:
My lord!

Count Zarth Arn:
What is it, Elric?

Elric:
[incredulously] A floating spaceship is about to crash into us.

Count Zarth Arn:
Sultaan! Destroy the floating spaceship approaching us.

Stella Star:
These are pre-programmed computers! They will run forever!

Stella Star:
[to Akton] I don't understand, you never die.

Count Zarth Arn:
By sunset, I'll be the new emperor! And I will be the master of the whole universe!

Stella Star:
So you see into the future. All these years you never told me. Think of all the trouble I might have avoided.

Akton:
You would have tried to change the future, which is against the law. So therefore I can tell you nothing.

Elle:
I only have logic and emotion circuits. No room for craziness.

Elle:
Time for a little robot chauvinism.

Simon:
Stella... Stella! And welcome home.

Elle:
Circuits don't fail me now!

Elle:
It's so nice to be turned on again.

The Emperor:
For the space of three minutes, every molecule on this planet will be immobilized. But after the third minute, the green ray loses it's power. Time will flow once more and everything will explode.

Simon:
Three minutes are enough, father.

Elle:
Now maybe is a good time to use your ancient system of prayer and hope it works for robots as well.

Thor:
[to Count Zarth Arn] Soon I will join you as your prince of darkness.

Elle:
[fighting a giant statue] Watch out, you big broad!

Thor:
[to Stella Star] You can drop the rifle ray. Now turn around.

The Emperor:
Our galaxy is split into two warring factions: our own and the one ruled by the evil Count Zarth Arn from the League of the Dark Worlds.

Stella Star:
What in the universe is that?

The Emperor:
Well, it's done. It's happened. The stars are clear. The planets shine. We've won. Oh. Some dark force, no doubt, will show it's face once more. The wheel will always turn; but for now it's calm. And for a little time, at least, we can rest. [credits roll]