Stargate: Continuum

Henry Hayes:
So what's coming next?

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Death, slavery. More slavery, more death.

Henry Hayes:
Look if you want to say 'I told you so' go a head and get it off your chest. But then you can do one of two things; you can help, or you can leave.

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Okay, bye!

[starts to walk to the door]

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Jackson!

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Right! I forgot to say, I told you so!

Henry Hayes:
Now are you going to help or not?

Major General Hank Landry:
I take it that in your timeline you're not a discredited whackjob living on the fringes of society?

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
That really depends on who you ask.

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
[Daniel is in his 3rd day of being interrogated about the history of the Stargate program] Seriously, who would make this sh*t up?

Teal'c:
[Ba'al has just announced he may have a means of escaping. Teal'c eyes him carefully] He lies.

Major General Jack O'Neill:
He does that you know.

Teal'c:
There can be no doubt of your crimes.

Ba'al:
What I mean is I'm not the last of the Goa'auld System Lords. Though I am the last of the clones. There were so many of us it's difficult to be certain.

Major General Jack O'Neill:
Mitchell?

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
We tracked them all down sir. This is the last one.

Major General Jack O'Neill:
You sure? [Mitchell stands there certain of himself] That is why we've come all this way. Why we had to endure all that singing. Get rid of the last bad guy, then there's... cake.

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
[after being left behind, due to frostbite] Oh, sh*t.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
[being told to return to base for further instructions] What further instructions could there be, besides "kiss your ass goodbye"?

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
[Carter and Mitchell are lost on the ice] If we're gonna freeze to death, here is as good a spot as any.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[after glancing around]... Nah... I don't like this spot.

Major General Jack O'Neill:
[3 hours into the extraction ceremony] Never, in the history of boredom, has anyone been as bored as I am, right now.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[describing the differences between SGC, and the place they gate to]... and the Stargate [pauses, looking at it]... Is in a box.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
[Carter is in her third day of being interrogated about the history of the Stargate program] I listened, whereas I've been trying to tell you that Earth is in serious danger and you don't seem to give a rat's ass... Oh my God for the umpteenth time, I want to talk to somebody else.

Major General Jack O'Neill:
[discussing Vala's disappearance] Oh for cryin' out loud. She prob'ly just went to the bathroom. I'm next in line, by the way.

Officer on deck:
[about the cargo on the ship] You're never gonna tell me what it is, are you?

Captain of the Achilles:
If I knew myself...

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
[seeing the alternate Gen. Hammond] It's good to see you, sir.

Major General George Hammond:
...If you say so.

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
[after escaping the sinking Achilles] The ship was warmer!

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
You wanna go back?

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
...No, I'm good!

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[the team has escaped the Tok'ra planet, after watching Jack die] Carter? [she doesn't reply] Sam! I know what just happened back there, but we need you in the here and now. Wherever and whenever that is.

Major General Hank Landry:
My goodness, people, the arrogance of what you're asking us to help you do is mind-boggling!

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[Has just learned they are flying into a formation of Russian MiGs, while fleeing from Ba'al's gliders] Jackson, get on the radio!

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
[speaks desperately in Russian over the radio]

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
What the hell did you just say?

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
We're Americans, please shoot the people chasing us!

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Come on, let's go. When was the last time General O'Neill bought lunch?

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Good point.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[walking in the arctic] Sam, we have to keep moving!

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Why? If we're going to freeze to death here's as good of spot as any, in't it?

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Nah, I don't like this spot!

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Cam, come on what's the point! there's no one around for hundreds of... [two people walking towards them and points] Who's that? [run toward the two]

Major General Jack O'Neill:
Wait! Which one of you is Mitchell?

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
That'd be me!

Major General Jack O'Neill:
Jack O'Neill; Special Forces.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Oh my God, we thought you were dead!

Major General Jack O'Neill:
Back at cha' ma'am.

interrogator [female]:
Samantha Carter?

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Yes.

interrogator [female]:
It's common knowledge that 4 years ago, a computer failure forced the space shuttle Intrepid's main engines to shut down before it could reach a safe orbit or secondary landing site. When the auto pilot also failed mission commander, Samantha Carter, stayed behind to fly it while her crew bailed out of the escape hatch. The orbiter went down over the Atlantic and her body was never recovered.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
It wasn't me.

interogator [female]:
You just said you name... [Sam cuts her off] [Cam, Sam, and Daniel are being interogated, all talking at the same time]

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
I was recruited into the Stargate program in my timeline not N.A.S.A...

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Stargate Command is a branch of the United States Air Force, founded in nineteen-ninety I forget the exact year; for the purpose of exploration and just... it operates in secret from...

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
...actually, at was less an altered timeline and it was this kind of... but i know what your thinking. You're thinking I'm insane.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
And so we had the Stargate powered and it was capable of operating, but none of the random addresses.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
A list, you, you want the whole list of every plant I've ever been to? Okay; Earth you never forget your first. Right!

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
It was just a matter of finding which of the 39 symbols represented the point of origin.

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
The symbols in a combination of seven...

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Known as Casa, it's kind of like space corn; but you know that is a story you are going to hear some day

interogator [male]:
You think this is funny?

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Everything I can think of I've told you. I mean seriously, who would make this sh*t up!

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Because it is; funny! And you need to learn that things can be both funny and serious at the same time!

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
I've listened. whereas I've been trying to tell you that Earth is in serious danger and you don't seem to give a rat's ass!

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[annoyed] OK, fine! O'Neil wants nothing to do with us, what about Landry! No you see - I know him.

Dr. Daniel Jackson:
[dryly] if you'd like to hear to answer to that question, why don't you go and play your tape back, I'm going to take a break. [smiles quickly, then frowns and drinks coffee]

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
Oh my God, for the umpteenth time - I want to talk to someone else!

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
I am agitated because this is not the way things are suposed to be!

Major General Hank Landry:
[walks in] Unfortunately colonel, it's the way it is!

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
General, thank you for coming. you flew F-4's in Vietnam, you have a daughter named Caroline, you're wild about Fulvous whistling ducks...

Major General Hank Landry:
Stop right there son, I believe you.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
[dumbfounded] You do?

Teal'c:
This device will power the Chaapa'ai.

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
I like that. No hesitation.

Crewman On Sail:
The CO would like you to make it snappy!

Ba'al:
Apophis. Last of the System Lords to stand against me. What have you to say to your new sovereign?

Apophis:
May your reign last days, and your death, years.

Ba'al:
That's actually rather good, isn't it? Did you plan to say that when you walked in? [Ba'al cuts off the top of Apophis' head] Or was it just off the top of your head?

Ba'al:
There is a god standing here with wet hands!

Ba'al:
Camulus has kindly offered one half of his domain, Australia, to the free Jaffa nation.

Major General Jack O'Neill:
Have you ever TRIED to find the bathroom in a pyramid?