Stars on Parade

Kitty Riley:
Why mother, I haven't been out long.

Old Mother Riley:
You haven't been out long?

Kitty Riley:
No!

Old Mother Riley:
Haven't you? Look at the calendar, what does it say there?

Kitty Riley:
It just says March.

Old Mother Riley:
March! And you went out in January!

Kitty Riley:
I know.

Kitty Riley:
Mother, I've done nothing wrong!

Old Mother Riley:
Done nothing wrong? Are you going to stand there and tell me you're going to disappoint all my neighbors?

Old Mother Riley:
Let me tell you, any girl who stays out until 3 in the morning is up to no good!

Kitty Riley:
How do you know?

Old Mother Riley:
From experience!

Old Mother Riley:
[the clock chimes] One o' clock three times.

Old Mother Riley:
[swinging a broom] Get ready for the last roundup, Old Faithful's going to have a busy day, whoopay!

Kitty Riley:
Now mother I must tell you, if you strike me, I'll fetch the police.

Old Mother Riley:
Don't bother, I don't want any help!