Stick It in Your Ear

Smut Peddler:
Hey, you wanna buy some dirty pictures?

David:
No thanks, I'm in one.

David:
I want to say one thing before you shoot me.

Nick:
What is it?

David:
'Don't shoot me.'

Woman in Park:
Do you really think Rod McKuen is Strom Thurmond in drag?

Nick:
She's taking a Fulbright to Honduras.

David:
A Fulbright scholarship?

Nick:
No, no, Manny Fulbright, the millionaire.