Stig of the Dump

Marjorie:
Lou's been riding every day. She's going hunting tomorrow.

Caroline:
[to Lou] Didn't think you approved of that sort of thing.

Marjorie:
It's only a drag hunt.

Caroline:
It doesn't matter what they wear - a hunt's a hunt, right, Lou?

[Stig, wearing the bright orange shorts and the snorkel that Caroline brought back from Bermuda for Barney, has just shot an arrow into a hen coop. A farm hand emerges, holding the arrow]

Farm Hand:
[on his mobile phone to his boss] Boss, I've just been shot at. Wi' an arrow. An arrow, I'm telling you.

[Stig runs past and grabs the arrow]

Farm Hand:
Now a monkey's just run off with it, wearing shorts.

[When it saw Stig, Julian Pinchbeck's horse bolted, throwing him to the ground and concussing him. He is taken away in an ambulance]

Julian Pinchbeck:
I had Nathan. I had him. The hounds had him. Then all of a sudden there was this... there was a caveman. There was a caveman wearing horrible orange shorts. I wouldn't be seen dead in shorts like that. I tell you, he was wearing a snorkel on his head, this caveman. He's back there, he's wearing a snorkel on his head and horrible orange shorts.