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Alexis:
You 've quit your life, Miss Dalia!

Dalia:
And it keeps hiring me back! That's my drama!

Spiros:
Theopoula, you have a cell phone?

Theopoula:
With Bluetooth. My son sent me an MMS.

Spiros:
He should send you on vacation!

Spiros:
Uncle Yorgos from Toronto is here.

Sofia:
OK, you should go see him.

Spiros:
Are you serious? You won't be coming to see him?

Sofia:
He didn't even come at your parents' funeral.

Spiros:
He was in Canada when that happened!

Sofia:
That's got nothing to with it! He was your father's brother!

Theopoula:
Your grandmother is right. He could have come to Athens, just like he went to Canada from Toronto!

Sofia:
[showing Spyros their photographs from Paris] And this is Jean-Pierre, a dentist Theopoula met.

Spiros:
Oh, look at him, so classy, he's wearing a suit. Gentleman!

[sees the next photo]

Spiros:
Here, he's only wearing his underwear!

Sofia:
[gently] And here he isn't.

Spiros:
Oh, my God! Theopoula what did you do in Paris?

Theopoula:
Smashed!

[repeated line]

Zoumboulia:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Marilena:
My great-grand father, Iasonas Dorkofikis was Greece's Consul General in France.

Zoumboulia Abatzidou:
Is that him? [showing the statue of Budha]

Zouboulia's daughter:
Mom,this is Budha.

Zoumboulia Abatzidou:
Koudas? The football player? How did he get so fat? Just like Maradona.

Frida:
Can you hear what he's saying? And just think, we grew up together...

Fotis:
What? When I was born, you were on your high school 5 day trip!

Frida:
If you make one more comment about my age...

Fotis:
Which is?

Frida:
26

Thomas Voulinos:
Frida...

Frida:
26 and I'm not negotiating it!

Thomas Voulinos:
Ok to strangers, but we are family.

Frida:
Uncle I'm 26. I'm not going to say it again.

Fotis:
Yeah dad. She's been telling you for 10 years!

Fotis:
Who's going to go to the reception at "Metropolis Palace"? We were supposed to go together.

Frida:
I'm going to go, since I already bought a dress yesterday specifically for the occasion.

Fotis:
And why don't you wear the one you wore at Christmas?

Frida:
What Christmas?

Fotis:
The first one in Bethlehem.

Sofia:
[Reading a brochure about a trip to Scandinavia]... Experience the unique tour of the Santa Claus Village.

Theopoula:
But will Santa Claus be there or will he be gone since the holidays are over? [to Spiros] Spiros, will Santa Claus be there?

Spiros:
I don't know, Theopoula. But you can ring the entryphone and if he's there!...

Alexis:
[on a roof, talking to the radio] ...And right now I m going through total humiliation, having you calling me with the nickname...

Dalia:
[talking to her radio] My little pony!

Alexis:
I can't even say it...

Thomas Voulinos:
But we agreed to have code-names from comics

Alexis:
Yes but there are comics like Spiderman, Superman, Batman... Tomorrow I m meeting our ambassador in Brussels what am I going to say "Good morning I m miss Hantzialexandrou 's economic director or rather her little pony"? He'll think I m insane!

Dalia:
Like if you said "Good morning I'm Batman" you would win him at once!

Dalia:
There is no way they can discover me! I'm going to change the name of the hotel of course. I'm the new owner, shouldn't I make some changes?

Fotis:
That's right. What are you going to call it?

Dalia:
"Hotel Dalia"!

Fotis:
Don't you think they'll discover who the owner is if you call it "Hotel Dalia"?

Dalia:
How will they know?

Ritsa:
From "Hotel"!

Dalia:
"Dalia Palace" then!

Ritsa:
Why don't I have a tape recorder to record what she says!

Dalia Hatzialexandrou:
[Aggela decides to drive the car even though she doesn't have a drivers licence. She has driven once before however... ] Aggela you're speeding! Can't she hear what I'm saying?

Fotis:
We're going faster than the speed of light that's why!

Dalia Hatzialexandrou:
Aggela where did you learn to drive?

Aggela:
I worked at an amusement park one summer.

Dalia Hatzialexandrou:
What part?

Aggela:
At the bumper cars!

Spiros:
[after pulling Elena, the minister's secretary from the rooftop] Quick, we don't have much time!

Alexis:
For what?

Spiros:
We have to get to the next rooftop!

Alexis:
Why? Do we have to pull another one?

Zoumboulia:
Do you smell watermellon? Since the morning I've been smelling watermellon.

Fotis:
It's my sun tan lotion.

Zoumboulia:
No it's not. Watermellon!

Fotis:
My sun tan lotion has a watermellon scent!

Zoumboulia:
Well I'll be damned!

Fotis:
Do you want me to put some on you?

Zoumboulia:
Does it have seeds?

[the five are in the car, carrying a dead guy in the trunk... they all look worried. In the mean time we hear what each of them is thinking]

Fotis:
What if there are any guards at the gates? We'll have to find a way to trick them!

Aggela:
Ok! If there are any guards we'll punch them, we'll kick them, and we ll get in!

Spiros:
I'll fall on my knees and I'm gonna beg them "please help us, oh, we didn't do anything wrong!"

Zoumboulia:
Either the car will break down, or we'll crash, or something else will happen and we'll get stuck in the middle of nowhere, with the "traveller" in the trunk...

Dalia:
[singing] "What you wanna know? Papi, eh Papi, oh oops I bet you wouldn't mind, gigolo, Better run along Carry on with the show, Cause real ladies don't go for gigoloooos..." how stupid! She should have kept the song for this year's Eurovision contest... she would win again!

Theopoula's cell phone ringtone:
[Theopoula Has recorded this and uses it as a rongtone] The pill for blood pressure at 10 am. The pill for the intestinal at 9 pm.