Storm Watch

Nick's Mom:
That computer is for school only.

Nick 'Jester' Chase:
It's no big deal.

Nick's Mom:
No big deal until I have the FBI breaking down the door.

Nick 'Jester' Chase:
That's not gonna happen.

Nick's Mom:
Good, because I'll kill you.

Neville:
You don't beat the game, you try to make the game beat you.

Skylar:
[to Neville] I'm looking forward to seeing you in another life.

Neville:
In a few minutes you and all your friends will die in the storm, unless...

Nick 'Jester' Chase:
Unless what?

Neville:
Unless you teach me.

Nick 'Jester' Chase:
Teach you what?

Neville:
About love and hate... about human pain.

Nick 'Jester' Chase:
What are you doing?

Neville:
You're a smart boy, why don't you figure it out? No?

Neville:
The Jester's finally stumped, I never thought I'd see the day.

Tess Woodward:
You should be fine as long as you don't have any prior record. [beat] You do... what'd you do?

Nick 'Jester' Chase:
My mom couldn't pay the electric bill so the company shut off the power, so I shut off theirs, to see how well they liked it. Took out the entire LA grid.

Tess Woodward:
Ray, you know girls love guys who save the world.