Strange Luck

[opening narration]

Chance Harper:
People say I'm... lucky. It all began in a plane crash thirty years ago. One hundred and six lives ending in a single heartbeat. No one survived... except me.

Eric:
If anything happens to me that sounds suspicious and you hear about it, I'd like you to do me a favor and call a friend of mine. He works at the FBI. he's one of the only people I can really trust. His name is Mulder.

Chance Harper:
Do you know what it is?

Billy-Mac:
What do I look like, Alfred Einstein?

Chance Harper:
Camping's good. I like camping. Camping is something nice, normal people do, when they want to do something nice... and normal.

Chance Harper:
There's an old Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times."

Chance Harper:
[Pointing at his car hood] See that dent? Frozen airline poop.

Mr. Harper:
You know the difference between fate and destiny, son? Fate is the hand life deals ya, destiny's what you do with that hand.