Street Fighter

Dr. Dhalsim:
If good men do nothing, that is evil enough.

Bison:
You have made me a very happy man.

Colonel William F. Guile:
And next, I'll make you a dead one.

Chun Li:
My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces!

Bison:
I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it.

Chun Li:
You don't remember?

Bison:
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.

Colonel William F. Guile:
Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like these - freedom, and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-b*tch Bison's ass so HARD... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!

Colonel William F. Guile:
Bison. Are you man enough to fight me?

Bison:
Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed.

Zangief:
Quick, change the channel!

Bison:
I hoped to face Guile face-to-face on the battlefield, where we could engage each other in respectful combat. Then I would snap his spine. But why? Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is to create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power, not for evil, but for good. Carlos Blanka will be the first of thousands. They will march out of my laboratory and crush every adversary, every creed, every nation! Until the world is in the loving grip of the Pax Bisonica. And peace will reign and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude.

Zangief:
That vas beautiful boss!

Cammy:
Cammy here, are you all right?

Colonel William F. Guile:
Yes. I'm just half dead.

Cammy:
And Bison?

Colonel William F. Guile:
All dead.

Ken:
I'm sorry I talked you into this.

Ryu:
I'm sorry I listened.

Colonel William F. Guile:
It's the Collection Agency, Bison. Your ass is six months over due, and it's mine.

Colonel William F. Guile:
Four years of ROTC for this sh*t

Bison:
What's the matter? You come to fight a madman, and instead find a god? Do you still refuse to accept my godhood? Keep your God! In fact, now may be a good time to pray to Him! For I beheld Satan as he came down from Heaven!

Bison:
Why would this upset him?

Dr. Dhalsim:
Because, unlike you, he's not psychotic.

Chun Li:
Colonel Guile! How about that interview... for my network?

Colonel William F. Guile:
Sure... but only if you wear that dress!

Colonel William F. Guile:
The only way your leaving is over my dead body!

Bison:
Game Over!

Bison:
You will die!

Bison:
Anyone who opposes me will be destroyed.

Zangief:
General Bison is a bad guy? If you know then why do you work for him?

Dee Jay:
Because he paid me a freakin fortune, Man! If you know what's good for you you'll save your own ass!

Zangief:
...you got paid?