Street of Women

Natalie 'Nat' Upton:
Come on, here's your cocktail.

Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson:
Thanks. What's this, a highball?

Natalie 'Nat' Upton:
Mm-hmm.

Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson:
Scotch! You don't drink Scotch. I'm betrayed! Woman, what man's been here?

Natalie 'Nat' Upton:
Wouldn't you like to know!

Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson:
Oh, well, uh... I, uh... anyone I know?

Natalie 'Nat' Upton:
None of your business.

Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson:
Of course it's none of my business; that doesn't satisfy my curiosity. If we were married, I wouldn't have any curiosity.

Natalie 'Nat' Upton:
[laughing] Darling, I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth!

Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson:
If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't have to. As a public institution, I'd have too many responsibilities.

Natalie 'Nat' Upton:
You always get your way with women, don't you?

Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson:
If I said no, I'd be a liar; if I said yes, I'd be a fool.

Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson:
Whatever exists between you two must be fine, or you wouldn't be in it.