Strongbad_email.exe

Strong Bad:
Hi everyone. Today it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready, go!

Strong Bad:
Dear Strong Bad, why do you hate homestar so much? He seems ok to me." hmm, I wonder how I should answer that?

Strong Bad:
DELETED!

Strong Bad:
Do you have secret crush with Marzipan? Steve, Sterling Va. Ah yes, now this is a question well worth my time and consideration!

Mike:
Hi.

Mike:
I'm Mike Chapman. People are all the time asking me, "Mike, how do you do the voices for those dumb animal characters on your website?", and I say, "I'm Mike. Matt does the voices."

Strong Bad:
Uh, you don't really have to *make* Homestar say stupid stuff, Grumbles, that's the guy's bread n' butter. Or at least his, uh, cracker n' mustard.

Homestar Runner:
Strong Bad, do you notice anything different about me today?

Strong Bad:
Um, you broke into my house?

Homestar Runner:
No, I'm always doing that.

Dangeresque:
Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!

Strong Bad:
The year was 1987, not a good year for a productivity. And as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent.

Strong Bad:
Maybe I should put up some of those inspirational posters and stuff to get things back in gear. You know the kinds that have whales or sunsets or windsurfers on em. And they say stuff about determination and giving a care.

Strong Bad:
Print out million dollar bill.exe

Strong Bad:
No, for real, print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe

Strong Bad:
Um, this time really print me out a million dollars bill.no foolin'

Strong Bad:
Fighting and sometimes striving/ Wondering what the Dumple is/ Excellence and what is valour?/ And the cheat will hit stuff with a golf club/ C-G-N-U!

Homestar Runner:
Me?

Strong Bad:
TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Trogdor was a man. I mean, he was a dragon man! Er, maybe he was just a dragon! Um, but he was still TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants! Burninating all the peoples who lived in THATCHED ROOFED COTTAGES! THATCHED ROOFED COTTAGES! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGHT!

Strong Bad:
Ok, interview over; commence beating!

Homsar:
I'm a song from the sixties!

Bubs:
Well, you betta find him quick! This crap ain't funny!

Coach Z:
I'd be hard-pressed to do anything quick in this train-wreck! What've ya, been eatin' concrete?

The Ugly One:
I have a crush on every boy!

Arrow'd Guy:
ARROWED!

The Ugly One:
OW! My skin!

Cheerleader:
Okay, now let's start LOOKiNG GOOD!

So and So:
A'ight.

The Ugly One:
A'ight.

What's Her Face:
A'ight.

Cheerleader:
Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD.

What's Her Face:
I miss Kristin-a.

Strong Bad:
In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.

Strong Bad:
Actually, David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man. You're welcome to try the jig thing if you want. Though it might work better with the ladies. You know, like, come on and come to my house, ladies! Come on and come to my house, girls girls! Actually,

Strong Bad:
I don't really know anything about the ladies either. I mean I do! I mean-WHGT! JGTH! YES I'M AWESOME!

Strong Bad:
Okay, so until next time keep sending me your questions and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling. I mean, answer them.

Strong Bad:
Okay, so until next time, who put the ween in Halloween? I don't know. Probably you, you freakin' weirdo!

Strong Bad:
You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing toilet.

Strong Bad:
First paint your head red. Then take your shirt off to expose your manly chest. Next, get some boxing gloves, or if you don't have boxing gloves, oven mitts will do. Next, duct tape some aluminum foil to some twine. And finally, get your mom to make you a Strong Bad costume. You'll be the belle of the ball.

Homestar Runner:
I'm a bell!

Dear Strong Bad

Do You Play Puzzle Express Or Ocean Express?

Yours Truly

Tommy Souden

Caernarvon, Pennsylvania