Summer Heights High

Jonah Takalua:
Puck you, Miss.

Ja'mie King:
[talking to Sebastian] Friends don't send two messages in an hour saying "See you in English!, Save me a Seat!".

Jonah Takalua:
Teacher's at this school are so racist. If anything goes wrong, if something goes missing they go "Jonah must have f***in' done some sh*t".

Mr. G:
Celine has an oversized brain.

Ja'mie King:
I'm a f***ing private school girl.

Jonah Takalua:
Have you got your period or what miss?

Ja'mie King:
I love your bins, they're so random.

Mr. G:
Thank God you're here. Grandma's been raped.

Doug Peterson:
Well, I've gotta tell you it's not appropriate.

Jonah Takalua:
It's not appropriate because he's a homo.

Doug Peterson:
Was it fun for Ben?

Jonah Takalua:
Yes. He just didn't get that it was fun. We weren't even bullying him sir. We just Punk'd him. I said "You got Punk'd" afterwards and he didn't even get it.

Doug Peterson:
I don't get it what does that mean? Punk'd?

Jonah Takalua:
It's a show, sir. It's a TV show. Don't you even watch TV?

Mr. G:
She loves my crowd scenes that I do. I direct the big stuff on stage that she can't handle. The Mayham Scenes, she loves.

Meredith Cotton:
There's plenty of mayham going on in this production...

Mr. G:
There is.

Meredith Cotton:
On and off the stage.

Mr. G:
That's what I always say. She's stolen that from me.

Doug Peterson:
Ben says you were the ring leader, Jonah, That it was...

Jonah Takalua:
Bullshit.

Doug Peterson:
-You who threw his bag over the train line...

Jonah Takalua:
Yea, becasue it was supposed to be a joke. He didnt laugh.

Doug Peterson:
How is it Ok for you to bully Ben?

Jonah Takalua:
Cause hes a Ranga.

Doug Peterson:
A What?

Jonah Takalua:
A Ranga sir. Cause hes got red hair. Orangotang, thats what we call him.

Doug Peterson:
and does that make it Ok for him to be bullied, because he has red hair?

Jonah Takalua:
Well, people are racist to FOB's...

Leon:
To us.

Jonah Takalua:
-So, so we can be racist to Ranga's.

Doug Peterson:
But red-heads arent a race, Jonah.

Leon:
But sir, theres heaps of them. There everywhere.

Doug Peterson:
Do you want this to go to Miss Murray.

Jonah Takalua:
[to Ben] Take a joke. Dont you even know what Punk'd is.

Doug Peterson:
Do you want to come back after school and try this again, or are you gonna look at Ben and say sorry Ben.

Jonah Takalua:
Sorry homo.

Doug Peterson:
No Jonah thats not acceptable. Try again.

Jonah Takalua:
Sorry [Whispers] Ranga.

Doug Peterson:
Jonah, you are going to acknowledge Ben as a human being. Now look at him and say sorry Ben.

Jonah Takalua:
[Yells] Sorry Ben.

Doug Peterson:
No Jonah. Politely and properly apologize to Ben.

Jonah Takalua:
Ok I'll look at him.

Doug Peterson:
Yes.

Jonah Takalua:
Shake his hand.

Doug Peterson:
Yes and say sorry Ben.

Jonah Takalua:
Sorry Ben. Motherf***er [Hits him] .

Doug Peterson:
No Jonah.

Jonah Takalua:
He's a f***ing homo.

Ja'mie King:
Public schools are so random.

Mr. G:
Coffee coffee coffee, before we teachy teachy teachy

Ja'mie King:
[Giving a speech in front of the entire 11 year group on her first day] People always go, "private schools create better citizens". But I would say they create better quality citizens. Studies have shown that students from private schools are more likely to get into uni and end up making a lot more money. While wife beaters and rapists are nearly all public school educated. Sorry, no offense, but it's true.

Jonah Takalua:
They have this rule that, we're not allowed to go ten metres from the fence on the boundary of the school in case we beat the sh*t out of pedestrians and stuff. And kids.

Leon:
We don't attack people.

Jonah Takalua:
Yeah but we've got a reputation for being violent and stuff, so we might attack someone. We never... you never know what we might do.

Jonah Takalua:
I like your outfit, miss. Where did you get it from? Susans?

Jonah Takalua:
I like your outfit, miss. It looks good on you. Is it from Susans?

Ja'mie King:
My breasts would have been bigger but I had an eating disorder in year eight so they didn't develop properly.

Jonah Takalua:
Miss, that sucks! You said I could do mine on 2Pac.

Jonah Takalua:
Must be allergic to your fart miss.

Ja'mie King:
I'm not sitting next to some random emo.

Holly:
Well sorry Ja'mie, it looks like you don't have a choice.

Ja'mie King:
Why don't you go f*** yourself public school b*tch.

Holly:
Chill out Ja'mie, you're really embarrassing yourself.

Ja'mie King:
You know what would be embarrassing? Having your head!

Mr. G:
Shove it up your ass, Margaret.