Sunlight Jr.

Melissa:
[about Justin] My mother's probably egging him on, knowing her.

Richie:
Your mother is an alcoholic b*tch!

Melissa:
Look who's talking!

Kathleen:
You act like you're ten feet tall and bulletproof!

Richie:
Yeah, I am!

Melissa:
Tell your daddy to behave.

Kyle:
He don't listen!

Richie:
So, do you think I can make an honest woman out of you?

Melissa:
I've been a bad girl!

Richie:
You certainly have. And you'll be an even worse girl in two minutes.

Richie:
Listen, I wanna talk to you about Justin. He's been hassling Melissa again, he's been showing up at her job, sh*t like that.

Kathleen:
Well that's because the restraining order's up!

Richie:
I'll just get my '9 and settle things the old-fashioned way. Boom!

Kathleen:
You know his mama died?

Richie:
Yeah? Sorry to hear that. Sh*t happens!

Kathleen:
Yeah but I gotta pay Justin my rent now. That makes him my landlord.

Richie:
My daughter's gonna be an ass-kicker, like her mama!

Richie:
She don't even care. I'm the one who feels like a piece of sh*t about it.

Kathleen:
Kids! You give 'em an inch, they take a mile!

Kathleen:
It's all you wanted to do, just cry. And now look at you. There's two men out there in the kitchen fightin' over you, and you should be happy they both love you.

Melissa:
That ain't love.

Kathleen:
Richie doesn't hit you and never has, so you did good there.

Edwin:
Either he goes, or you both go.