Super Friends

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Narrator:
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

Robin:
I wish I could've hung ten on that wave. What a ride!

Aquaman:
Nothing quite as invigorating as a saltwater dip.

Batman:
[seeing him on a stingray] That's our Aquaman, always traveling in style.

Batman:
Have a nice dip?

Aquaman:
The usual dull trip.

Superman:
Three stubborn industrialists clashing with a brilliant dangerous fanatic.

Wonder Woman:
With the nation winding up the loser.

Wonder Woman:
Palagian is a word that means "inhabitant of the open sea".

Superman:
Now, if you'll just get off your horse...

Tycoon:
No, I will not get off my horse!

Superman:
[lifting it] All right. Your horse can come along to the meeting too.

Tycoon:
[choking] Holy smokes, what's all this?

Wendy:
Smoke, I would say.

Hutchinson:
What should I do?

Batman:
Take cover!

Tycoon:
Oil and water don't mix.

Aquaman:
[the marine life fights against rather than hearing him] Now what?

Superman:
Nets, Aquaman. Did you ever go fishing for a whale?

Narrator:
Once again, the Super Friends have proven that brainpower can be more effective than brute force.

Aquaman:
Those whales are still looking for me. In the Sargasso Sea.

Aquaman:
First shrinking people then disappearing superheroes.

Wonder Woman:
[reveals there are no clues to the missing three's disappearances] And for the first time in my life, I'm absolutely stumped.

Aquaman:
Some action at last!

Dr. VAnderbault:
May I help you?

Dr. Hiram Gulliver:
No, that's all right. I'll just help myself; I came to borrow your star sapphire.

Dr. Hiram Gulliver:
Mr. Vanderbault, inventors don't know the meaning of the word "never".

Green Arrow:
[in the jeep's dashboard] Looks like a garage sale.

Female photographer:
Don't tthey ever give up?

Green Arrow:
They're probably thinking the same about us.

Col. Wilcox:
Green Arrow. I am glad to see you.

Green Arrow:
I wish I could say the same, Colonel Wilcow. Where are you?

Green Arrow:
Am I glad to see you.

Batman:
[trapped] Not as glad as we are to see you, I bet.

Batman:
You have to see that everything's returned to normal again.

Dr. Hiram Gulliver:
Well, I'll put my mind to it and see wht I can do.

Superman:
I'm afraid, Dr. Gulliver, that the court will decide what it is you'll do.

[first lines]

Narrator:
Nature at her best. The sun is shining. Birds are singing. And lazy clouds diftt by. What could possibly mar this balmy summer day? The answer: a spacecraft.

Col. Wilcox:
Would you care to check it out?

Wonder Woman:
Sounds like fun.

Marvin:
It's - it's the abominable snowman!

Batman:
Yes, junior-sized model.

Wendy:
You look like you're seeing a ghost.

Batman:
I am.

Robin:
Raven? The super-scientist criminal Superman sent to prison?

Batman:
There's only one Raven, I'm happy to say.

Batman:
[going] As for you kids, please, stay out of trouble.

Marvin:
Hm! Trouble is my business. [blazes forward; is heard crashing into something]

Wendy:
Hm. I see business is booming.

Robin:
[of the robot] How do we get old Ironsides to open the gate?

Wendy:
Why don't you take the sector called "home"?

Marvin:
[of the hammock] I've been in this thing so long, I forgot how to get out of it.

Wonder Woman:
It even seems that originality, initiative, and ambition have gone out of style.

Wendy:
Well, how about this. We're tailgating a vacuum cleaner!

Marvin:
Well, at least we know we're riding on a clean street.

Wonder Woman:
[on pole-vaulting off a tree] On Paradise Island we Amazons were trained to do this.

Superman:
This is probably the busiest day of my life.

Superman:
Away!

Wendy:
This problem really requires super brains.

Marvin:
Like mine?

Marvin:
Hey, wha'd he do?

Wendy:
He used his brain.

Robin:
I'll say that rope-slide reminded me of my circus act.

Robin:
[after the kids reveal they got in by Wonder Dog's digging a tunnel] Why didn't we think of that?

[Wonder Dog grins smugly]

Superman:
Yes, Super Friend?

Batman:
How will you manage it?

Superman:
With brainwork, and some cooperation.

Superman:
Stay loose.

Prof. Goodfellow:
Do you think you can reach the mouse?

Plastic Man:
That's not the problem; I don't want to hurt the mouse.

Superman:
Careful, P.M. There's a hot spot up ahead.

Plastic Man:
Ooh, you were right, SM.

Batman:
A remarkable animal. All by himself he turned the world upside-down.

Wonder Woman:
Human beings can't be happy unless they have something to do - an interest in life.

Prof. Goodfellow:
Real education is more than just memorizing facts and figures. Real education is learning how to get along with people, and how to use your brains and abilities to do things for yourself, to contribute something to society, for your fellow man.

[last lines]

Wendy:
The table's moving by itself!

Robin:
Professor, I thought you said you turned off the G.E.E.C. for good.

Prof. Goodfellow:
But-but I did.

Wendy:
[Superman picks up the table to reveal him hiding under the tablecloth] Wonder Dog!

Marvin:
Uh, how about "Wonder G.E.E.C."? [everyone laughs]

Batman:
Unless my memory fails me...

Robin:
And it never has to *my* memory.

Batman:
This is the first time in the history of space exploration that we've not had to hold the countdown.

Clark Kent:
Now while I get my story, you kids and Wonder Dog can look around the place and have fun. Maybe you can do a term paper on it.

Wendy:
Can't we just have fun? [he laughs]

Clark Kent:
Well, it certainly looks as if you've got everything covered.

Guide:
Everything. Even if Superman were standing guard we couldn't be better protected.

Dr. Remos:
I don't know why I call you my assistant; you never help me.

Marvin:
[of what time Wonder breakfasted] I know because I bought him the pizza.

Aquaman:
Look out below!

Batman:
This may very well be our supreme test.

Marvin:
What kind of a dog are you who wouldn't help a fellow dog? I have a good mind to report you to the SPCA.

Superman:
Before you tangle with that wall, you're going to tangle with me!

Robin:
[Batman sinks all the billiard balls at his first shot] That's an amazing feat.

Batman:
Not so amazing, Robin. After all, there are only fifteen balls on the pool table.

Robber:
Batman!

Batman:
[grinning] How did you recognize me?

Robber:
Hey, that tractor's not supposed to be there!

Superman:
[lifts his car] And *you're* not supposed to be *here*!

Wendy:
Bloodhound? Pizza- is more like it.

Batman:
Beware of wires where wires shouldn't be.

Batman:
This is no time to figure it out. Let's get out of here.

Superman:
[unsealing the cave entrance] You do go to great lengths to ensure your privacy, Batman.

Marvin:
Wonder Dog will find us. He's like one great bloodhound.

Wendy:
He's like half-bloodhound.

Noah Tall:
Superman may be the strongest man alive, but I'm the smartest.

Marvin:
Earth people have to carry tanks of air on their backs with a hose that goes to a mouthpiece. It's called scuba equipment, meaning Self-Cointained Underwater Breathing Aparatus.

Grimm:
I'd call it a mouthful. [everyone laughs]

Noah Tall:
[annoyed] Oh, drop it.

Twisty:
OK. I won't talk about it anymore.

Noah Tall:
No. I meant pull the plug and drop it, out the door.

Twisty:
How're we gonna catch the Balloominians?

Grimm:
They have super-intelligence.

Superman:
Were you gentlemen going somewhere?

Twisty:
Mr. Tall - what's our plan for getting down?

Noah Tall:
I forgot to make one.

Twisty:
[grabs them] Perhaps I can help.

Batman:
[Superman hits his golf ball asto the hole knocking as Wonder Woman's as well] Folks, you've heard of a hole in one; now you've just witnessed a two-in-one-hole.

Aquaman:
I advise you not to try this yourself unless you are a professional acrobat.

Superman:
I keep forgetting how strong I am.

Aquaman:
[to the swordfish] OK, musketeer, he's all yours.

Robin:
Where'd that come from?

Batman:
I'm more worried about where it's heading: straight for us.

Narrator:
The petulant potentate of plastic purposely plans to panic the public by perpetrating a perverse ploy, peppering the peaceful populace with pernicious plastic pranks.

Wonder Woman:
My dear Ms. Lean, the unknown will *remain* unknown unless we make it our business to understand it.

Batman:
We're coming down.

King Plasto:
Yay, verily. [deflates the replica they landed on]

Superman:
You can't build a perfect world for yourself at the expense of others.

[last lines]

Marvin:
[after failing to catch the egg she tossed, it landed on his head] Wendy, I think "R.E." stands for "Real Egg", and furthermore, the handwriting on that egg looked very familiar.

Wendy:
WHy, Marvin, whatever gives you that idea.

Marvin:
Two things, Wendy: the twinkle in your eye, and the egg on my face. [everyone laughs]

Batman:
A proper place for air-conditioner thieves: the cooler.

Robin:
Pardon my slang, Batman, but this cooling rod was really ripped off.

Batman:
This requires a serious think-session by all the Super Friends.

Wendy:
I'm just going to play it cool and calm, and run like mad screaming at the top of my lungs.

Robin:
[of Superman's flying] It sure beats driving through traffic.

Marvin:
I'll get you out. I know exactly which way to go to get to the top.

Wendy:
What way?

Marvin:
Up!

Batman:
That crafty pair of cave-crawlers.

Aquaman:
Nothing here but four walls and a ceiling.

Wonder Woman:
And some dreadful window curtains.

Wonder Woman:
Great Aphrodite!

Aquaman:
Great Neptune!

Batman:
Great blazes!

Marvin:
Wendy, some of my most super ideas come from nursery rhymes.

Maximus Mole:
I want you rocks to know that this is very important to your cousins down below.

Marvin:
I think I better see an eye-doctor tomorrow.

Wendy:
Why?

Marvin:
'Cause it looks to me like that tree is walkin', by itself!

Wendy:
[rubs her eyes] Make that appointment for both of us!

Aquaman:
[thinking] They say you can't put a camel thorugh a needle's eye. Good thing this isn't a, camel.

Robin:
I thought the rocks and trees were the good guys.

Batman:
They are, Robin. They're simple innocent creatures being misled by Mrs. Mole.

Batman:
Maybe the drill hit something impenetrable.

Superman:
[is shown pushing the other end of it back into their tunnel] I'll say it hit something impenetrable.

Superman:
Hm, this calls for a dramatic entrance.

[last lines]

Marvin:
We dig.

Superman:
Please, Marvin, don't mention that word. I did more digging today than I've done in my entire life. [everyone laughs]

Wendy:
They're having an exhibit of the most precious stones of the world.

Batman:
It's my hunch that at this moment they have fewer precious stones than they had before the Troubalert was activated.

Robin:
I wouldn't mind going to the circus myself for old times' sake.

Marvin:
[of the gorilla] Oh, uh, let the guy with the fur coat go first.

Superman:
I left them at the circus. No doubt they're having a lot of fun right now on one of those wild rides. [cut to the others on the spaceship]

Lara:
I've only been working on it two weeks.

Jor-El:
It iddn't take you that long to get me a proposed marriage.

Lara:
You were less of a problem.

Jor-El:
Let's not fear what we have no knowledge of yet.

Orphanage director:
What are you *doing*, Dr. Brown?

Dr. Brown:
[being held up and shaken by baby Kal-El] I'm - not - doing it, *he's* doing it!

Robin:
We should've rented air-cooled camels.

Marvin:
I'll make sure you get an extra-big piece of cake... OK, OK, two slices, Wonder-Mouth.

Superman:
Stopping trains is my specialty.

Batman:
And, Marvin, don't forget not everyone has super-strength. But everyone has a brain.

Wonder Woman:
The only thing that can surpass super-strength is the power of the brain.

Superman:
[carrying it in midair] No offense, Batman, but I can get us there faster than your Batmobile!

Batman:
That's OK, Superman. I can get more miles to the gallon this way.

Wendy:
With Super Friends like us, who needs enemies?

Superman:
Well, Dr. Batman, don't you think we should visit the patient for a diagnosis of this rare condition that makes him break out in two places at one time?

Superman:
And by the way, the ride's on me.

Superman:
This is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying Superman Airlines. Fasten your seatbelts. We're heading for a landing at Central Hospital.

Sir Cedric Cedric:
That's right, I came here on holiday to get in a bit of skiing at your famous Ski Valley. And, as you can see, the skiing got a bit of me.

Batman:
What does it look like?

Marvin:
Well, uh... it looks like, uh, a U.

Superman:
It looks like Batman?

Batman:
There's a little matter of a mountain in our path.

Robin:
[shooting backwards] Whoever turned off that magnet kept us from crashing into the mountain.

Batman:
Now it's up to us to keep from crashing into the valley.

Batman:
Probably climbed the mountain.

Robin:
To see what they could see?

Batman:
They may see more than they can handle.

Marvin:
We thought you were a couple of owls.

Batman:
Will you settle for a couple of bats?

Marvin:
I'm as sure-footed as a mountain goat. [falls down a hole]

Marvin:
[laughs] How ya doin', Super Goat? [Marvin surfaces bleating]

Marvin:
That's really a whale of an orange.

Aquaman:
Speaking of whales, here's one that's something of a shrimp.

Marvin:
It's only twelve inches long. It can't be a real whale. [it uses its blowhole to splash his face] It's a whale.

Batman:
A very astute deduction, Teen Wonder.

Wendy:
Wow. You're really a wonder, Wonder.

Marvin:
Forward, Jumbo!

Robin:
Say, thanks, tree. You're taking me just where I want to go.

Dr. Shamon:
No ones gets in without an invitation. [laughs]

Robin:
Well, he'll get an invitation from *me*.

Superman:
Shall we have our wrap session with the good doctor?

Batman:
Do we need an appointment?

Batman:
If this is a yeti, it's a rare creature. For the sake of science I'd like to capture it alive.

Dr. Shamon:
I'll be satisfied with my two nuggets of gold.

Robin:
What two nuggets, Doctor?

Dr. Shamon:
[everyone turns to see them slowly shrinking] What's happening to them?

Wendy:
Now we know it's not just animals and plants. The mystery elements also effects the stuff it came from: these gold nuggets.

Robin:
[just after they dissolve] Like I said before, what gold nuggets?

Batman:
Calling Superman; Caped Crusader calling the Man of Steel.

Superman:
That does it, for the cloud with the golden lining.

Batman:
Wendy, that was an example of super brainwork.

Mme. LeBone:
Gentlemen!

Wonder Woman:
[bursts out of the lab with her] We have something.

Mme. LeBone:
There is a way to cancel out the dangerous effects of Shamonite.

Wonder Woman:
We find certain radiation can change its atomic structures.

Batman:
And it involves radiation found in sunlight.

Wonder Woman:
[exchanges a look with Mme. LeBone] Yes. Who told you that?

Batman:
A bright young lady named Wendy.

Batman:
Incredible as it may seem, Marvin, you're right about one thing.

Aquaman:
Great Neptune!

Superman:
Great Scot!

Batman:
Great blazes!

Robin:
You do swim, don't you, Marvin?

Marvin:
Like a fish.

Robin:
You, Wendy?

Wendy:
Like a person.

Hollywood Worker:
Hi, there. Say, I didn't know we were doin' a Superman picture.

Polo:
If only they had the sense to live in the sea. After all, their planet like ours is three-quarters covered by water

Zara:
Yes, I've been wondering why they call it Earth.

Zara:
How did they know to look for us so quickly?

Holo:
I don't know. But maybe it's time for the motorboat and me to play another game of chicken.

Zara:
Chicken?

Holo:
I mean duck. They call it chicken.

Prof. Matey:
Aquaman says "There he goes." I didn't see a he. I saw an it.

Zara:
You can outwit them, Polo. After all, they're not supermen.

Zara:
To travel on land they use wheels.

Holo:
I wonder why they haven't invented mechanical legs like we use. They're much more efficient.

Zara:
No intelligent being moves on wheels.

Holo:
Well, what can you expect? They also prefer to live in this hot sunlight instead of the cool ocean.

Wendy:
He's playing duck again.

Marvin:
You mean chicken!

Robin:
Rickasea chicken if we don't watch out.

Zara:
We wish to be friends. I'm sure we could be, if we got to know and understand one another.

Holo:
To be perfectly honest, we did not think the Earth people would mind if we upset the ocean life.

Marvin:
Why?

Wendy:
Is it because we use the ocean as kind of a trash can?

Aquaman:
I suppose anyone from outer space could come to that conclusion.

Batman:
People can't take what they want without regard for the rights of others.

Young Alien:
Do you know how to play water polo?

Marvin:
Sure, like a porpoise. But how did *you* learn how to play it?

Young Alien:
We were observing the Earth people.

Narrator:
Few things can equal the pleasure of a balmy June day off the Florida coast.

Wendy:
You seem to know exactly when it's going to rain and when it's going to stop.

Henchman:
What's so surprising about that? Weather forecasters do it all the time.

Marvin:
Except, it rains when they say it won't, and it doesn't when they say it will.

Wendy:
If only people wouldn't litter.

Wonder Woman:
Aquaman is on his way. The Atlantic is his specialty.

Robin:
We'll take the stairway. It's only fifty floors.

Batman:
Right. We can use the exercise. Just enough to tone our muscles.

Robin:
Jumping Jiminy Cricket.

Batman:
Never say impossible.

Marvin:
[carrying out a melting statue of him] I never thought I'd see the day when I'd be saving Superman.

Superman:
Would you like it gift-wrapped and delivered?

Wonder Woman:
[throws her lasso around the iceberg to take for water] No, thanks. I can handle it.

Robin:
Holy smokes!

Mr. SIngh:
Hurry, Flash.

The Flash:
That's what I do best, Mr. Singh.

Superman:
[to Flash] Here you are, Speedy.

The Flash:
I'll have us wrapped up in a flash.

Robin:
He's really something, that Flash.

The Flash:
[bursts in] Did I hear someone call my name? Sorry I took so long, but I had to stop for a red light.

Marvin:
They'll feel more at ease knowing I've got the situation under control.

Wendy:
Wanna bet?

Wendy:
Good hoping, Marvin.

Marvin:
And while we're hoping, I hope Wonder Dog's gotten through with our message.

Wendy:
[amused] He will. Unless he stops for a pizza.

Marvin:
One of these buttons has got to open that door.

Wendy:
But which one? There's so many.

Marvin:
Maybe there's an owners' manual? [chuckles]

Wendy:
I sure wish one of our Super Friends were here.

Marvin:
*I'm* here...

Wendy:
Exactly why I wish one of our Super Friends were here.

The Flash:
Come on, Wonder Dog. We're going for a ride.

Kobar:
My last report was that Solaterrerian has reached a bone-chilling 85 degrees.

Kobar:
When our planet was just getting into full swing, about the way your planet is today, our wisest men warned our people against exhausting our resources and ruining our planet. But the people laughed at them. There was more than enough land and water. We thought we'd never have to worry. Then, black clouds of smoke built up around our world. They blocked the rays of our sun from getting through. Our planet began to cool off. But still we did not worry. Our resources were still plentiful. The more fuel we burned to power our cities, the darker it became, and the colder it got. Finally, it has reached a point where all the fuel on our planet cannot keep us warm.

The Flash:
[causing him to jump into his arms] Let's go, Wonder Dog. We'll be late for the party. Hop aboard the Malibar Express. [blazes off into the cave]

Wendy:
If only Superman were here.

Superman:
Did someone call?

Marvin:
Things sure are clear up here when you don't have to see 'em through a haze.

Wendy:
It is beautiful!

Aquaman:
But the only way it will stay beautiful is if each of us feels it's partly his job.

[last lines]

The Flash:
When you think about it, humans, you, me, everybody - we're the only creature who're able to upset the balance of nature.

Aquaman:
And the only ones able to maintain it.

[last lines]

Marvin:
I guess we'd better take good care of our planet.

Wendy:
Marvin, you said it. It's the only home we have.

"Great Blazes!! Who would've believed it-??! Rescued from spider-people by giant snails!!" ( actually, this quote from Batman actually came from the fourth season episode "A Journey to Middle-Earth", ( 1980) but I really enjoyed it! Who wouldn't??