Super Shark

Kat Carmichael:
It flies.

Captain Jackson:
That's bad.

Skipper Chuck:
I need a drink.

Jenkins:
What's happening?

Pops:
I don't know. I think something busted.

Jenkins:
Maybe we did break through to China.

Dynamite Stevens:
Holy chalupa! Free tacos for everybody!

Roger Wade:
Oh, if only I had a mustache to twirl.

Roger Wade:
That's one big-ass shark.

Captain Marshall:
They say it came out of the water and walked on its fins.

Captain Jackson:
It ate the Queen of the Beach.

Wilkins:
Let's throw another shark on the barbie.

Kat Carmichael:
Open up for mommy.

[throws C4 into shark's mouth]

Dynamite Stevens:
[from radio] And this one last ripping classic guaranteed to blow your mind.

Kat Carmichael:
Now you're extinct.

Dynamite Stevens:
Dy-y-nomite!

[the shark explodes]