Super Sloppy Double Dare

Host:
[while holding his CableACE award] Fun House doesn't have one of these, we do!

Host:
Robin, you left the fish tank in the freezer. Any reason for that?

Assistant:
Hey.

Host:
That's why we pay her the big bucks.

Assistant:
[hits Marc with blindfold]

Host:
"Hey!" What a great adlib.

JM J. Bullock:
Marc, how does it feel to be a contestant on your own show?

Host:
This is really strange. Now, you hosted "Hollywood Squares," right?

JM J. Bullock:
Yes I did; for two weeks.

Host:
And how'd you do?

JM J. Bullock:
I had a nervous breakdown, but I'm back now. I'm okay.

Host:
That's how I feel right now.