Superfast!

Officer Lucas White:
I wanna race.

Vin Serento:
What are you drivin'?

Officer Lucas White:
A car.

[Surprised reaction from crowd]

Officer Lucas White:
I almost beat you.

Vin Serento:
You can't even beat yourself.

Officer Lucas White:
I've been beating myself since junior high.

Vin Serento:
If we're gonna pull off this heist, we're gonna need a bigger crew. A black guy, an Asian guy, and a beautiful model making her acting debut.

Officer Lucas White:
How do you do that?

Vin Serento:
What?

Officer Lucas White:
You describe them, and then like, instantly they're here.

[Vin stops Curtis from pouring motor oil in Lucas' mouth]

Vin Serento:
What are you doing?

Curtis:
He's a cop!

Officer Lucas White:
I ain't no cop!

[Curtis pulls up Lucas' shirt to reveal a tape recorder and a microphone underneath]

Vin Serento:
It's not the car you drive. It's the driver who's driving the car that's doing the driving.

GPS Voice:
Right turn.

Vin Serento:
Dammit.

GPS Voice:
Douche.

Police Officer:
[on radio] We have a black guy in a white neighborhood minding his own business. All units respond. Repeat, all units respond.