Superman II

General Zod:
So this is planet Houston.

President:
Oh God

General Zod:
That's Zod

Ursa:
I have powers beyond reason!

General Zod:
You are not the President. No one who leads so many could possibly kneel so quickly.

President:
I'm the man they're protecting. I'm the President. I will kneel before you if it will save lives.

General Zod:
It will, starting with your own.

General Zod:
I win. I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?

President:
This is your president. On behalf of my country and in the name of the other leaders of the world with whom I have today consulted, I hereby abidicate all authority and control over this planet to General Zod.

Lex Luthor:
He is but one, while you are three!

Lex Luthor:
Four, if you count him twice.

Clark Kent:
Looks like from now on you'll have to have a bodyguard with you.

Lois Lane:
I don't want a bodyguard. I want the man I fell in love with.

Clark Kent:
I know, Lois. I wish he was here.

Lex Luthor:
Superman! Thank God!

Lex Luthor:
I mean, get him!

Sheriff:
Dwayne, you've gotta learn to kick ass if you wanna be a peacemaker.

Lex Luthor:
Kill me? Lex Luthor? Extinguish the greatest criminal flame of our age? Eradicate the only man on Earth with... Superman's address?

General Zod:
Scruffy. So morbid. A sentimental replica of a planet long since vanished. No style at all!

Ursa:
Come forward. Your General wishes to speak.

General Zod:
I am General Zod. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your lands, your possessions, your very lives, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zod! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words you will be allowed to live.

General Zod:
So you are a General? And who is your superior?

General Zod:
And he will answer to me! Or all of his cities will end up like this one.

Clark Kent:
General, Would you care to step outside?

General Zod:
Come son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!

Lois Lane:
I'm gonna' be fine. Don't worry about me.

Clark Kent:
I like worrying about you.

Clark Kent:
I've never seen garbage eat garbage before.

Lex Luthor:
Why didn't you go before we left?

Eve Teschmacher:
That was two days ago.

General Zod:
Crude noisemaker.

General Zod:
This Superman is nothing of the kind. You see, I've discovered his weakness. He cares. He actually cares for these Earth people.

Ursa:
Like pets?

General Zod:
I suppose so.

Otis:
How're we gonna get over that wall?

Lex Luthor:
How'd we get in here?

Otis:
We flew in, doncha remember?

Lex Luthor:
That's how we're gonna get out.

Lois Lane:
Superman, this wasn't my idea!

General Zod:
Accept your destiny, Kal-El! So as your father once condemned us, so now do we condemn his misbegotten brat!

Lex Luthor:
Hey, y'know, this isn't like the old days when it was just you and me. I gotta hand it to you, you always told the truth, a guy always knew where he stood with you, you were totally honest, you wanted to destroy me. I respect you for it.

Superman:
Well. Perhaps there's some good in you after all, Lex Luthor.

Lex Luthor:
I tell you, I'm full of good, I've just never used any of it.

Superman:
All right, I guess we'll have to take that chance.

Ursa:
What a backwards planet this is, where the men where ribbons and jewelry!

Ursa:
What an undemanding male this Superman must be.

Lois Lane:
Yeah, and you could use a tuck here and there yourself, sister.

Eve Teschmacher:
I like trees.

Lex Luthor:
So does your average cocker spaniel.

Lara:
If you intend to live your life with a mortal, you must live *as* a mortal.

Superman:
Here you go. Little Boy: Again again! Superman: No I'm sorry. Only one ride per costumer.

Oh God.

Zod.