Surrogate Valentine

Dave Margolis:
We're here to make art, not jerk around.

Rachel:
His name is Bradley.

Goh Nakamura:
Cool, Brad.

Rachel:
Ehhh... Bradley.

Goh Nakamura:
What? Really?

Rachel:
I know, we're working on it.

Danny Tunrer:
This isn't what it looks like. Never mind, it's exactly what it looks like.

Goh Nakamura:
Ok, I know this is kind of sudden, you know, but you don't have to say anything... I gotta leave tomorrow at seven, I'll come to your sister's house and you can come out if you want to come with me, I'll be there. If not, you know, I understand.

Danny Tunrer:
You may be interested to hear that I got a phone call from someone whose name begins with B and ends with Radley.

Tammi:
Boo Radley?

Mark:
You know, Seattle scene is the Seattle scene. They want people who are from Seattle. You got the whole situation with Chris Cornell from Soundgarden, f***er does business and lives in Paris, but they still sell it as a Seattle product. It makes no sense, man. Dave Matthews lives a mile and a half from Fremont by the Woodland Park Zoo, nobody calls him Seattle. It's the interesting but crazy thing about Seattle. It's a b*tch, there's nothing I can do about it.

Danny Tunrer:
I did a peanut butter commercial once, and that one shot of me spreading peanut butter on an English muffin was seen by more people than anything else I've done ever. You can have that too, Goh.

Goh Nakamura:
Peanut butter on an English muffin?

Danny Tunrer:
No, no. That kind of affect on people. People tear up and weep at that kind of stuff, man. To think, me up in that high chair, with peanut butter all over my face.

Goh Nakamura:
What are you talking about?

Danny Tunrer:
Yeah I was three.

Danny Tunrer:
You have a girlfriend?

Goh Nakamura:
No.

Danny Tunrer:
No. I used to be engaged. You want a girlfriend though, right?

Goh Nakamura:
Yeah, sure.

Danny Tunrer:
I want a wife. I know it's not fashionable to admit that, but good for you for being honest.

Goh Nakamura:
Uhhh... I didn't say anything.

Rachel:
I miss you, Goh.

Goh Nakamura:
I miss me too.