Survival of the Dead

[first lines]

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
[voice-over] Last time anyone counted, fifty-three million people were dying every year, a hundred-fifty thousand every day, a hundred and seven every minute, and that was in normal times.

Seamus Muldoon:
We got to get these things to learn to eat something other than us.

Patrick O'Flynn:
Will one of you get me some more bullets for this gun?

Boy:
She is really a babe, huh?

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
You're too young. I'm too old. She's got issues, kid.

Boy:
We'll see.

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
Where's Cisco?

Tomboy:
He's... in heaven... telling the Virgin Mary he can change her life.

[last lines]

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
[voice-over] In an us-versus-them world, someone puts up a flag, another person tears it down and puts up his own. Pretty soon no one remembers what started the war in the first place and the fighting becomes all about those stupid flags.

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
There are many ways you can kill a man.If I wanted to shoot you in the head, I would use this. [Holds up revolver] If I wanted to cut you up into tiny pieces, I'd use this. [Holds up M-16] But that would take a chunk out of the forest. If I wanted to take a chunk out of the forest, I'd use this. [Holds out a grenade]

Patrick O'Flynn:
Well, I'm always the type of person who has something up his sleeve. I could kill you right now if I wanted to. [Derringer pistol pops up out of coat sleeve and enters his hand perfectly]

Boy:
There's no way out.

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
Yes, there is. [points to the ferry docked nearby] We could drive onto that thing.

Boy:
In this armored truck? You just want the money.

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
I've never been about money, okay? I've always been about staying alive and this tank gives us a shot at staying alive.

Kenny:
This truck may be our savior, but it won't drive on water.

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
Well, someone is gonna have to swim out there... meaning me... and start that boat up.

Kenny:
What if it won't start? What if it's out of gas?

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket:
Then we're sh*t out of luck! Cisco, back up to the edge of the pier. I'm going out the back door.