Svatba upíru

Uncle:
Where were you? I was looking for you in all pubs.

Richard:
I don't drink.

Uncle:
Nevermind.

Janitor:
What are you doing here? In my bathtub!

Opera singer:
Well, I bathe myself herrre, my dearrr. Forrr you.

Janitor:
You are disgusting. You stink.

Opera singer:
Me? How can you tell that? I bathe only because of you. Firrrst time. Afterrr thirrrty yearrrs.