Swingtown

Roger Thompson:
I read somewhere that falling in love happens when someone sees you like you see yourself.

Tom Decker:
Open and honest doesn't always mean easy.

Janet Thompson:
Here I thought all your parties were just drunken orgies.

Tom Decker:
Well, they can't all be perfect.

Trina Decker:
Are we enough?

Tom Decker:
Baby, most times, we're more than I can handle.

Norma:
Well, men are like light bulbs, you know, you keep screwing 'til one of 'em works. And they don't last forever.

Laurie Miller:
That's sad.

Norma:
No, it's not. It's best if you wear them out.

Laurie Miller:
Meaning?

Norma:
Love the hell out of 'em. Marry 'em, don't marry 'em, just get in the game. Forever is not the point.

[after dinner with the Thompsons]

Tom Decker:
How can an evening be freaky and boring at the same time?

Laurie Miller:
Mom, life is short. We need to be happy now.

Susan Miller:
Sometimes life is long, Laurie.

Laurie Miller:
Even more reason.

Janet Thompson:
I do *not* tell everyone how to run their lives, most people value my opinion. And the others need my help whether they know it or not.

[Doug mumbles something while looking into the drinks box]

Laurie Miller:
I love you too.

Doug Stephens:
[looks up] What did you say?

Laurie Miller:
What did you say?

Doug Stephens:
"All I have is Yoo-hoo."

Tom Decker:
There's only one unicorn in my book, baby.

Susan Miller:
Do you have any extra cardboard boxes in the back?

Frank:
Ah, sure, Mrs. Miller, you want big? Small? Medium?

Susan Miller:
Whatever you can spare. We're moving this weekend.

Janet Thompson:
To a lakeside mansion.

Susan Miller:
That's right, Frank, my butler will be doing shopping from now on.