Sällskapsresan eller Finns det svenskt kaffe på grisfesten

Berra Ohlsson:
Skaru ha?

Stig-Helmer Olsson:
Nej tack jag tål inte starksprit.

Berra Ohlsson:
Nej, vem fan gör det?

Robban S?derberg, Berra Ohlsson:
[after checking out a beautiful girl] LA-TA-DA-TA-DA!

Robban S?derberg:
How are you?

Berra Ohlsson:
Well, I was sober this morning, but now it's starting to get all right.

Berra Ohlsson:
Do you want a little nip?

Stig-Helmer Olsson:
No, I can't stand alcohol.

Berra Ohlsson:
[takes a sip of his vodka] Who the hell can?

Robban S?derberg:
Don't you have any baggage?

Berra Ohlsson:
Hell yeah, I got it here!

Berra Ohlsson:
[brings up a small transparent bag]

Robban S?derberg:
[laughs] Is that it?

Berra Ohlsson:
Yeah, I'm easy-going.

Berra Ohlsson:
Damn, they are still closed! It's almost ten o'clock!

Robban S?derberg:
But shouldn't we eat breakfast first?

Berra Ohlsson:
We are doing that right now, bacon and egg-liquor! [laughs]

Berra Ohlsson:
[after looking after a liquor store named "Pepes Bodega" throughout the movie] I found Pepes Bodega!

Robban S?derberg:
Where?

Berra Ohlsson:
Now we have rum for the Christmas party!

Robban S?derberg:
Yeah, yeah, but where?

Berra Ohlsson:
Here!

Robban S?derberg:
HERE?

Berra Ohlsson:
Yeah, It's on the other side of the hotel!

Stig-Helmer Olsson:
[as mantra through the movie] I CAN fly, I am NOT afraid!

Robban S?derberg:
[driving through customs with Berra sleeping in a wheelchair] Invalido.