Tales of the Wizard of Oz

Rusty the Tin Man:
[reading a book on law] The first thing a lawyer should do at the scene of an accident is run and yell. Hmmm, makes sense.

Dandy Lion:
[Teaching Socrates how to dance ballet] Now the first thing you need to do is relax. [Socrates lies down on the floor as if to go to sleep]

Dandy Lion:
I SAID RELAX, NOT COLAPSE!

Socrates the Scarecrow:
[Getting ready to foot race against the wicked Witch of the West] Okay, well go on three. 1,2...

The wicked Witch of the West:
[cutting in] 1 and 2 make 3. Let's go.

Wizard of Oz:
[after being distracted from casting a spell] Distractions! Distractions! Interruptions! Interruptions!

"You don't say?"

"You don't say?!"

"YOU DON'T SAY?!"

other:
"Who was that?"

"He didn't say."

Rusty:
"I knew a couple who owned an Iron & Steel company. The wife irons, the husband steals!"

Time for this one to come home