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Baloo:
If it's got wings I can fly it! Sometimes even if it doesn't.

Don Karnage:
This will be like taking candy from a little baby child!

Wildcat:
You know, using these leftover spare parts, I could probably make a plane in an hour.

Baloo:
Really?

Wildcat:
Sure. And since I only have half the parts, it'll only take half as long.

Rebecca:
We're going and I'm not taking "no" for an answer.

Baloo:
No?

Rebecca:
I'm not taking it as a question either.

Don Karnage:
He who steals and runs away, lives to steal another day!

Baloo, Kit Cloudkicker:
Don Karnage!

Don Karnage:
No, no, no, my friends. It is the feared *pirate*, Don Karnage. And... How are you?

Rebecca:
It's Jack! What a guy, what a spy!

Baloo:
What a lie. Goodbye!

[while flying into Zhembria, Baloo and Rebecca hear a loud, yet musical, crash]

Rebecca:
What's making that noise?

Baloo:
If I'm not mistaken, the piano.

[cut to outside, where a piano tethered to a Zhembrian fighter plane is being dropped repeatedly onto their hull]

Baloo:
Zhembrians like to get your attention with large objects.

Thembrian High Marshal:
[looking at Colonel Spigot] Who is this clown?

Defense Minister:
He is leader of your Air Force, High Marshal.

Thembrian High Marshal:
Didn't I have him shot?

Defense Minister:
Not yet.

Shere Khan:
I am not amused.

Shere Khan:
I only desire money and power. Unpresentable employees give me neither.

Molly Cunningham:
Mister Guardman, can i have a drink of water?

Additional Voices:
No! Haven't you heard? There's a water shortage, keeps turning to ice.

Baloo:
This jail food's worse than Louie's all-you-can-stand-for-a-dollar special!

Thaddeos E. Klang:
You have a sharp tongue madam. But my teeth are sharper! [Bites through a chain]

Thaddeos E. Klang:
I am Thaddeos E. Klang, finder of rare lost antiquities.

Katie Dodd:
I have a problem with names. Can I just call you lying thief?

Maitre'D:
Wait gentlemen! Do you have a reservation?

Baloo:
Oh that's okay, I'm with him.

Louie:
And I'm with him.

Don Karnage:
It is I, the spectaculous Don Karnage! My bloodthirsty horde is on an intercept course with you. We will be shooting you and looting you in precisely... Ten minutes. Felicitations!

[aside]

Don Karnage:
Boy, I am one scary guy!

Don Karnage:
My brilliant mind tells me it may be time for a strategic withdrawal.

Mad Dog:
A what?

Don Karnage:
*Run away!*

Baloo:
[blindfolded] Oh wow, do I get to break open a pinata or something?

Warden Slammer:
No, you're about to be executed by a firing squad.

Baloo:
Wait! I'm allergic to lead!

Jibber:
[mumbles]

Don Karnage:
What do you mean the engines are still on full throttle?

[the pirates yell as the Iron Vulture rockets into the sky]

Baloo:
[surrounded by Air Pirates] Wait, wait! What's this red button for?

Mad Dog:
Oh, that's the bomb bay door release.

Baloo:
Thank you!

[presses button]

Don Karnage:
Count your blessings. This time, I do nothing. But when next we meet... Beware! The dread pirate Don Karnage!

Jibber:
[whispers]

Don Karnage:
What do you mean you found nothing?

Jibber:
[whispers again]

Don Karnage:
I know what the word "nothing" means!

Don Karnage:
Where are they, Baloo?

Baloo:
Where are what, Karny?

Don Karnage:
[clenched jaw] It-is-Karnage. *Don* Karnage!

Rebecca Cunningham:
Just give him the rubies, Baloo, before he gets angry.

Don Karnage:
Yes, Baloo, before he gets angry!

[the Iron Vulture captures the Sea Duck and the iceberg]

Don Karnage:
Ahoy, iceberg! You are my prisoners!

Jibber:
[whispers]

Don Karnage:
Yes, what is it? What? What? What?

Jibber:
[whispers again]

Don Karnage:
What do you mean the iceberg is too heavy?

[the pirates yell as the Iron Vulture plummets]

[while Dumptruck is beating up Wiley Cat, Baloo smashes all sorts of things on his head to try and distract him - first a plate, then a flowerpot, then a chair. Finally, Dumptruck drops Wiley Cat, turns and grabs Baloo]

Dumptruck:
It vill take more den a chair to stop me!

[a piano lands on him, knocking him through the floor]

Don Karnage:
The Sea Duck has return-ed. Fire at will!

[all the pirates shoot at Will]

[Gibber whispers in Don's ear]

Don Karnage:
No, do not fire at Will, he is my second mate. Fire at the Sea Duck!

Barney:
But I seen it done a million times!

Louie:
[Rejecting Benson's offer to Buy his club] K-N-O-W. No.

Baloo:
Let's make like a tree and, uh, get out of here!

Covington:
If *only* I wasn't allergic to pain!

Don Karnage:
Lookity look!

Kit Cloudkicker:
[seeing the jewel Don Karnage has stolen] For me? Aw, you shouldn't 'a!

Kit:
Wait a minute, what are we delivering?

Baloo:
Well... they're sort of big... and mean... and ugly... and smelly.

Kit:
On no! Not gorilla birds!

Shere Khan:
What would you say to a hundred?

Baloo:
Only a lousy hundred bucks?

Shere Khan:
A hundred *thousand* lousy bucks.

Don Karnage:
This is Don Karnage speaking to you in my voice.

Dumptruck:
Are we going to rob it?

Don Karnage:
No, no, we are going to plunder it!

Dumptruck:
But wait, aren't we robbers?

Don Karnage:
No, we are pirates! Pirates, Pirates, PIRATES! How many times must I remind you?

Air Pirate Chorus:
[singing] We are pirates, we are pirates

Mad Dog:
Just think of all the people we can cheat

Dumptruck:
What a great career, as a buccaneer

Chorus:
And it keeps us in the air and off the street, off the street!

Baloo:
[after pirate song ends] One more time!

Don Karnage:
WAIT a min-u-ete! I am the only one who gets to say "one more time"!

Don Karnage:
Speak up, Muy door is always open sometimes!

Don Karnage:
[responding to a foolish question from his men] THAT is why I am in charge and you are bit players! Oh, did I hurt your feelings? Good!

Don Karnage:
From now on, you are erased from my list of noble pirates.

Kit Cloudkicker:
Noble? You're nothing but a cheap crook, Karnage!

Don Karnage:
Attention, attention. Hello, wonderful people of Cape Susette! Allow me to introduce myself; a man who needs no introduction: I am Don Karnage! For years, I have tried to visit your fair city... *But you have always shooted at me!* Ahem. However, now that I am here, you will hand over all your valuable knickity-knacks to me. Okey-dokey? I didn't hear a yes...

Don Karnage:
To your posts, men! We will fight to the last man!

[Gunfire]

Don Karnage:
Then again... Retreat! Retreat! Full speed behind!

Don Karnage:
What kind of ee-di-ot is flying this plane?

Louise L'Amour:
[Enchanted] Say that again?

Don Karnage:
I said, what kind of ee-di-ot is flying this plane?

Louise L'Amour:
Shiver my timbers honey, I just adore men with accents!

Don Karnage:
Are you in possession of all of your marbles?

Don Karnage:
[to Baloo] Once we're out of here. you'd better vamoose... or, heh-heh, I cook your goose!

Baloo:
Uh, so y-you see, Rebecca, this sick aunt of mine really needs my help, and I thought...

Rebecca:
What was this aunt's name again, Baloo?

Baloo:
Uh, eh, uh *Milly* Y-yeah, that's it! Aunt Milly!

Rebecca:
Milly. Heh, that makes twenty-three sick aunts in the last six months.

Baloo:
Uh, well, uh, you see, Pop's side of the family was never very healthy.

Louie:
[At the end of the episode; after saving the kingdom of Macadamia from a coup] So are we going back to Macadamia?

Baloo:
Oh no, I've had enough of those nuts!

Louie:
We going out on that joke?

Baloo:
Looks like it.

King Amok:
[after Trample is exposed] Well, anything to say, Trample?

Chancellor Trample:
[bawling] Convict me! Jail me! Torture me!

Louie, Baloo, Princess Lotta Lamour:
Sounds fair.

Baloo:
Well, Here we are at last; On the Road to Macadamia.

Louie:
Huh, That sounds suspciously like a song cue to me.

Baloo:
Is that a request?

Louie:
No, I was warnin' the camels so they could cover their ears! [Camel brays] See, your reputation precedes you.

Baloo:
[after crash-landing in Macadamia] I must be alive, 'cause I hurt too much to be dead.

Louie:
[Seeing the Impoverished state of the Kingdom] Dig, Last time we was here Macadamia was knee-deep in dough. [Three locals chase a chicken with cutlery]

Baloo:
Well, it looks like the *Dough*, ran *low*.

Chancellor Trample:
Your majesty; If you allow me to wed Princess Lotta Lamour, I will donate my fortune to save the Kingdom.

Princess Lotta Lamour:
No! I will never marry Chancellor Trample! He is a loathsome, festering carbuncle on the face of our Kingdom!

Chancellor Trample:
[undeterred] What are you *really* saying?

Princess Lotta Lamour:
Touch me, and you're *dust*, buster.

Baloo:
I like that girl's spark!

Louie:
The rest of her ain't bad, either, man.

Princess Lotta Lamour:
[after a Cobra appears under a hat] What'll we do?

Louie:
Can't you *charm* a snake with music?

Baloo:
Yeah! I'll *sing*!

Louie:
I'll take my chances with the snake!

Chancellor Trample:
En guard! [takes sword from shield]

Louie:
Whoa! My Mama didn't raise me to be no cold cut!

Chancellor Trample:
After them! Hurry! [Trample's henchmen trip over previously knocked out Henchmen and fall down the stairs] Oh... Now wonder I can't sleep nights.

Princess Lotta Lamour:
I don't know what I can do to thank you.

Louie:
Well, I'd be happy to prepare a short list...

Baloo:
[picks Louie up] And when it comes to *short*, He's an expert!

Louie:
Isn't it time for you to *hibernate*? [snaps Baloo's cap over his eyes]

Louie:
Let's make like a nose and blow!

Princess Lotta Lamour:
[Sees Louie doing his "psychic" turn] What is he doing?

Baloo:
An out-of-body experience; No wonder with a body like his.

Louie:
Better out of my body than out of your mind. [shines crystal ball in Baloo's eyes]

Princess Lotta Lamour:
[groans] I may go out of *mine*, if I have to marry Trample.

Baloo:
Now don't you worry blue-blooded head, ol' Babaloo will save you. [attempts to kiss her but Louie cuts in]

Louie:
En contraire, Babaloo, [kicks him out of the way] If anybody's gonna save her, it's gonna be me [cuddles up to Lotta]

Baloo:
Tut, tut, now run along and scare up a seance! [shoves Louie out the way but, he returns and is about to hit him with the crystal ball]

Louie:
Why, you Wolf in Bear's clothin'!

Princess Lotta Lamour:
Don't fight; You see I'm very fond of you *both*. [to Louie] You're so Brave! [to Baloo] You're so Strong!

Louie, Baloo:
You're so right!

Baloo:
You can count on, us Princess.

Princess Lotta Lamour:
Thank you. [kisses Baloo] and You. [kisses Louie; both he and Baloo collapse love struck, Lotta sighs before leaving their suite, the guys run to the mirror to check themselves out]

Baloo:
Guess I'm just her type.

Louie:
Yeah, Dumb, Dark and Hairy! Puff up your pillow and *dream*, I'm the guy with the Magic!

Baloo:
Good! Then why don't you just *disappear*! [yanks Turban down over Louie's eyes]

Dumptruck:
Why do you always get to be in charge?

Mad Dog:
Because I went to school!

Dumptruck:
Did not!

Mad Dog:
Well, I saw a picture of one once.

Trader Moe:
If youse two was any stupider, you'd fall off the edge of the woild!

Shere Khan:
I believe in bygones being bygones. But this is business.